Plot[]
This is a User:TheBiggestEdFan fanfic. It is about the Urban Rangers in Ed Edd n Eddy having adventures. There are new badges, and the Eds are Urban Rangers too. Ed becomes a ranger in "_________________" (unknown Episode) and Edd and Eddy are already rangers. Episodes 2,3,4,5,6 and 7 will come MAYBE on June 4 for a "Urban Ranger Marathon".
Episodes[]
Episode 1: A Couple Badges For Eddy[]
The Urban Ranger theme song plays. "Ranger Jimmy! Tuba! Ranger Jonny! Saxaphone! Ranger Eddy! Wood blocks!" said Ranger Rolf to the other rangers. "Why do I get the wood blocks?" said Ranger Eddy. "Shut up!" said Ranger Rolf. "The wood blocks are good". "How heavy is the tuba?" asked Ranger Jimmy to Ranger Rolf. Ranger Jimmy was struggling to lift up the tuba. "200 pounds" replied Ranger Rolf. The tuba fell on Ranger Jimmy. "Sarah! Owie!" cried Ranger Jimmy. Ranger Eddy and Ranger Jonny were already playing their instruments. "Ranger Jimmy! No badge! You must exersise and build strength to lift that tuba!" shouted Ranger Rolf. "And Instrument Playing badges for Ranger Eddy and Ranger Jonny" Ranger Rolf said calmy. "What's wrong, Jimmy-Wimmy? Did you get hurt by a tuba? Hmmmm?" teased Ranger Eddy. "Rolf will play the tuba now" said Ranger Rolf. Every ranger exept Jimmy played their instruments. Ranger Double D runned in. "Sorry I was late" Ranger Double D said. "I was counting my ants". "Lasted long to think you were counting your teeth" said Ranger Eddy. "Very good Ranger Eddy" said Ranger Rolf. "Here is your Teasing Anoter Ranger Badge". "Awesome!" shouted Ranger Eddy. "I never knew there was this!". "Of coure you wouldn't!" said Ranger Jonny. "You haven't read the 'Book of Urban Ranger Badges and Medals Handbook' yet". "Sweet!" said Ranger Eddy. "Can I look at it?". "Sure" said Ranger Jonny. Ranger Rolf saw what was happening. "Ranger Jonny" said Ranger Rolf to Ranger Jonny. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" "Geese Ranger Rolf" said Ranger Jonny. "I'm only letting Ranger Eddy see the 'Book of Urban Ranger Badges and Medals Handbook'". Ranger Eddy was having the time of his life. He was looking at all the badges that exsisted over the Urban Ranger history. "Obstacle Course Badge...Switching Bodys Bage...Bet Badge...Bringing of the Badge Badge...Camping Badge...Hunting Badge...Shave Sheep Badge...WHAT THE HECK? Steeling Another Ranger's badge? Awesome!" Ranger Eddy ws reading to himself. Rolf blew his trambone. "Time for the challenge to earn... The Obstacle Course Badge!" announced Ranger Rolf. "This is going to be soooooo easy" said Eddy. The Obstacle Course was not easy as Eddy thought. It had saws, hammers, craked trees and cracks in the road when you had to drive a veicle. Ranger Rolf started the countdown. "3...2....1...GO!" Everybody was running fast. Ranger Eddy was in the lead. Ranger Jimmy went by a saw. "Oh no... Ranger Rolf... This is dangerous" worried Ranger Jimmy. A saw hit him. "SARAH! REALLY BAD OWIE!" shouted Jimmy. Ranger Double D was getting close to a saw. "WHAT THE HECK IN SAM HILL WAS ROLF THINKING?!" shouted Ranger Double D. He ran closer to the saw. "You wouldn't dare!" shouted Ranger Double D at the saw. Rolf sighed. "Why must couraged rangers fear of construction tools?" complained Ranger Rolf. He pushed a button to turn off the saws. Ranger Double D saw the saws turn off. "Oh good lord" said Ranger Double D. "I've could've been killed". But he bumped his head on the saw anyway. Ranger Jonny, Ranger Eddy and Ranger Plank were heading for saws. "LOOK OUT, PLANK!" shouted Ranger Jonny. Plank got sawed anywhay. "OH THE HORROR!" shouted Ranger Jonny. When Jonny reached the hammers, Plank was put back together. "What a relife" said Ranger Jonny. "The only problem that PLANK'S GOT A CRACK?! OH SHOOT!" Ranger Eddy was the next to be upsetted. Ranger Eddy looked at Ranger Jonny and laughed. "I'm in the lead! I'm in the lead!" taunted Ranger Eddy. But he bumped into a tree and half fell on him. "Okay... i'm hurt now" said Ranger Eddy. "Ranger Jonny! Ranger Plank! Come! You've earned The Obstacle Curse Badge. Ranger Eddy, you've earned it too, but i'll give it to you after you go to the Urban Ranger security room. Ranger Jimmy! Go along with him. But no badge" said Ranger Rolf. "Darn egg whites" complained Jimmy. THE END
Episode 2: The Rarest Badge Ever[]
We all know that The Urban Rangers had their instruments up. Ranger Eddy finally got the tuba, Ranger Jimmy got the wood blocks, and Ranger Jonny got a flute. Rolf got a trumpet. "Ranger Jimmy. I bet you will feel comfortable with those wood blocks" said Ranger Rolf. "Yep. I feel better" said Ranger Jimmy. "How to play them is to slam them together" told Ranger Rolf to Ranger Jimmy. Off-screen, Jimmy slammed the wood blocks too hard and hurt his "fingies". "OW! PEOPLE! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!" shouted Ranger Jimmy. Ranger Rolf got frusterated, so he said "Ranger Eddy, Ranger Jonny. Wait here. Ranger Jimmy, come with me..."
Ranger Eddy had heard the punishment, and he heard this: "You're getting a slam on a file cabnit in your funnybone as punishment, Jimmy!" shouted Ranger Rolf. "No No No!!!" yelled Ranger Jimmy. SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!
Jimmy came out, really mad. And hurt. Ranger Edd arrived. "Late again. Rolf, why did you scheduel Urban Ranger class eight o'clock in the morning? I take showers at seven forty-five and I take showers for twenty minutes" complained Ranger Edd, "Nonsense talk... I can't uderstand nincompoopish language" replied Ranger Rolf. Ranger Edd growled. "Now, it is time for us to try to earn the rarest badge ever. No one has ever earned it in forty years." annouced Ranger Rolf. "No foolin'??" let out Ranger Eddy really suprised. "The badge is called 'The Shaving of My Back Badge'." continued Ranger Rolf. He pulled up a chair, and took his shirt off. He flipped himself over. "Ewwwwww" shouted Ranger Jimmy, and fainted. "Whoever shaves my back the best wins. Ranger Jonny, you are up first" said Ranger Rolf. Jonny got a shaver, and he was so grossed out that he at least shaved 4 inches of it. "Here you go" said Ranger Rolf as he gave Jonny the badge. Ranger Eddy wanted to win, so he shaved the rest of Ranger Rolf's back, that was 10 inches of hair. "Ranger Jonny... badge please" said Ranger Rolf. "Dirty badge stealer" mumbled Ranger Jonny. Ranger Rolf got up, put the chair away and he put his shirt back on. Jimmy then reverse-fainted. "Congradulations Ranger Eddy. You earned The Rarest Badge Ever". "Yeah!" screamed Ranger Eddy.