When Chris McLean locates 22 willing teens to appear on a season of Total Drama Island and along with Chef Hatchet, puts them through dangerous, life threatening challenges as they live in a run down summer camp.
Note: This story is a retelling of Total Drama Island.
- Chris McLean: The major antagonist and the guy who hosts Total Drama Island.
- Chef Hatchet: Chris's right-hand man and the chef.
The Contestants (Screaming Gophers)
- Duncan: A juvenile delinquent, he is currently on parole, and plans on using the money to pay for his latest issue.
- Courtney: A Type-A psycho, she is apparently a former CIT.
- Owen: An overweight party lover, he is obsessed with food and goes wild at the smell of it. Wants to use the money to throw a party.
- Tyler: A boy who cannot play sports, he is under a lot of pressure.
- Izzy: A crazy girl with a mysterious past, which might come back to bite her.
- Harold: A geeky boy who is constantly tortured by Duncan.
- Noah: A know-it-all, he is sadistic and sarcastic.
- Eva: A stronger-than-average girl, she formed an alliance with Noah and Izzy.
- Katie: A girl that is never separated from Sadie.
- Sadie: A girl that is never separated from Katie.
- DJ: A peaceful and kind momma's boy, he hangs out with Geoff despite being on different teams.
The Contestants (Killer Bass)
- Geoff: A "party dude". He's going to throw a party with the prize money.
- Bridgette: A surfer girl, she is also a vegetarian, and it's unknown what use
- Gwen: A loner and gothic artist. Probably the only one with a logical use for the prize money.
- Trent: A guitarist, he is common to get wounded in challenges.
- LeShawna: A girl with attitude, she is best friends with Gwen.
- Justin: A male model, he is narcissistic, and uses his looks to his advantage.
- Ezekiel: A sexist and odd homeschooled kid.
- Cody: A boy who thinks of himself as a ladies man, he plans of using the money to attract girls.
- Heather: A manipulative Queen Bee, she plans on winning the season with lies and betrayal.
- Lindsay: Heather's "best friend" and an idiot, she is easily manipulated, by both Heather and Justin.
- Beth: A geeky girl, she would do anything to fit in, including being bossed around by Heather.
22. Harold (Eliminated in Welcome to Wawanakwa)
21. Tyler (Eliminated in Water, Water Everywhere)