A man walked into McDonald's at 11:30 a.m. McDonald's had just started to serve lunch. The man went up to the counter and the clerk said "Hi! Can I help you?" The man said "Yes! I would like some breakfast, please." The clerk said "I'm sorry, sir, but we are no longer serving breakfast. We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30. We are serving lunch now." The man pulled out a Glock 9mm, pointed it at the clerk, and told her "I just came for my breakfast and you are going to cook me one!" The manager saw the gun, went into his office, and called the police. The police came and arrested the man and took him to jail. No breakfast, no lunch, no dinner, just jail! Too bad for him!