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(The movie starts at the crib, Sonic is pursuing Homer and Phyllis for the crabstick incident.)

Sonic: Trust me! I was hungry!

Phyllis: Ugh, you don't try!

Homer: You got 30 minutes to rush to that shop and get some more, Sonic!

Sonic: Okay! (runs to store)

Sonic: Now what to get, what to get... Aha! Ceramic Crabsticks!

(Sonic runs to the owner and gives him $10)

Owner: What a "Blue Blur" he is.

Homer: (sees the crabsticks) Mmm... crabsticks.

Marge: Homie, what's going on?

Knuckles: Yeah, Homer!

Homer: It's Sonic!

Marge: What did he do?!

Homer: He ate all the crabsticks.

Marge: SOOOOOOOOOONICCCCCC?!

Super Sonic: CHAOS CONTROL!

(Sonic then knocks Marge out)

WARNING: Marge's death is a fake.

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