Squidward Over Yonder is the first episode and first speacil in the series Wander Over Squidward.
- Squidward Over Yonder was one idea for the series' title, but the writer chose Wander Over Squidward so both main charactor's names would be in the title.
- (Squidward is tied up in a chair in Lord Hater's layer, about to be disinegrated. Wander and Sylvia burst in.)
Everyone looks up
Wander: I remembered your name! It's Squidward... right?
- Squidward: No! I have to get back home! My art career was taking off... I think. And I'll get fired if I don't show up for work! And I have plants to water! And-
Wander: Do you know that 'ur pupils are rectagular Mister?
- Sylvia: Don't worry. What planet are you from?
Squidward: Um, Earth.
Sylvia: Earth?? Oh, You're never going back!
Squidward: What!? I have to!! I will.
- Squid, Wander and Sylvia: Later, Hater!
- Wander (repeated): Ooh! you could stay with us in our rocket sauser thing. We travel all around the universe and- (gets cut off)
- Squidward: Ya know, since I might not make it back to earth for a while,
Wander: Ooh! you could stay with us in our rocket sauser thing. We travel all around the universe and-
Squidward: Yeah, yeah, I know, you told me- (murmuring) ten times- so I think, maybe, I could, um,
( Wander gives Sylvia an estatic look, and she rolls her eyes and shrugs)
Wander: Yaaaaaaay! (throws his arms around Squidward)
Squid: Okay, Okay, enough, enough, enough! (pushes him off)