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This story is rated PG-13.
There is some language or violence that may not be appropriate for people under thirteen years of age.


Info[]

Season 1
Episode ???

Cast[]

  • Billy West (Duck Dodgers)


Characters Present: Duck Dodgers, Alien Guys, Commander X-2, Queen Tyr'ahnee

Brief summary: Duck Dodgers learns what his name rhymes with.

Themes: Bleeped, Violence, Death

Allusions[]

Trivia/Goofs[]

Transcript[]

Alien #1: Oh dear! Our fleet is being destroyed!
Alien #2: Will help ever arrive?!

[Duck Dodgers comes in]

Duck Dodgers: [laughs] Did someone call for a hero?
Alien #1: Thank goodness! F#C# Dodgers is finally here!
Duck Dodgers: What did you just call me?
Alien #1: F#C#!
Alien #2: F#C# Dodgers!
Duck Dodgers: [goes near Alien #1] My name is Duck, Duck Dodgers.
Alien #3: The robots are through the south defenses! F#C# Dodgers, we need your help immediately!
Duck Dodgers: [annoyed groaning]
Alien #1: It's Duck!
Duck Dodgers: My name is Duck, not F#C#! What's with you aliens?!
Alien #4: F#C#!
Duck Dodgers: It's Duck! Damn what the-- it's Duck, Duck, Duck, DUCK!
Alien #4: What are you talking about?! I've been shot! F#C#, it hurts! [dies]
Alien #5: Welcome, F#C#!
Alien #1: [as Duck gets annoyed] It's Duck!
Duck Dodgers: THAT DOES IT!! [gets gun out and starts shooting at the aliens]
Aliens: [getting shot] F#C#, mother-- Wait, wait!
[Duck kept shouting "F#C# you" as he keeps shooting at the aliens with a wipe fade to Queen Tyr'anhee and Commander X-2 having a conversation]
Queen Tyr'ahnee: You really told all the aliens that Duck's name was F#C#? [chuckles]
Commander X-2: I was attempting Earth comedy.
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