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Hottie 3: Even Better Sequel is the sequel to Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World. It commemorates the five year anniversary of the novel "Hottie" by Jonathan Bernstein.

Chapter 1

A day has past since the titanic battle with the Guild of Super Evil, which determined the fate of the entire omniverse. Hottie had became legendary throughout the omniverse. Hottie was seen throughout the country as a national treasure. There was even a statue of Hottie was under construction in front of Beverly Hills City Hall to commemorate Hottie's heroism. Then out of nowhere a fleet of starships invade Beverly Hills, they beam down a squad of goons dressed in black with a white spine & ribcage designs and skull masks with the emblem of the organization they worked for. "Yee! Yee!" shouted the goons as they started attacking. Alison Cole was at the mall with her friends, Kellyn Levy & Dorinda Galen, when they saw the space armada in the sky and the evil army invading Beverly Hills. Alison hopped into the nearest phone booth and came out of it as the legendary Hottie herself. Hottie then turned used her fire powers to engulf her fist in flames and punched one of the goons into submission. "Robots?" said Hottie as she realized that the goons were all robots. Halfway during the battle, the rest of the Department of Hotness arrived to join the battle and the robot army was demolished in minutes. Axe Cop then reveals to everyone who those robots were "I know who they are" said Axe Cop "They are EMOD Warfare Agents, they work for an evil organization called the Empire of Darkness, I just heard about them today". "We need more members then" said Hottie. And so everyone beamed back aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren and traveled the omniverse looking for new members. Hours later, the Department of Hotness had even more members. New members include the Autobots (from G1 Transformers, Transformers: Robots in Disguise, The Unicron Trilogy, the Transformers film series, Transformers Animated and Transformers Prime), the Ghostbusters (from the movie, The Real Ghostbusters and Extreme Ghostbusters), Danny Phantom, the Justice League (from both DC Comics and Justice League Unlimited), the Super Friends, Justice League International (from Batman: The Brave and the Bold), the Planet Express Crew (from Futurama), Jen, Jonsey, Nikki, Wyatt, Jude & Caitlin (from 6teen), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (from both the 1987 and 2003 cartoons), the Hamato Clan (from the 2012 TMNT cartoon), the Z Fighters (from Dragon Ball Z), Team 7 (from Naruto Shippuden), Mr. Game & Watch (From Game & Watch), Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong (from Donkey Kong Country), Link (from The Legend of Zelda), Samus Aran (from Metroid), Kirby, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy, Slippy & Krystal (from Star Fox), Captain Falcon (from F-Zero), the Ice Climbers, Marth (from Fire Emblem), Pit (from Kid Icarus), Pikmin & Olimar, Lucas (from Mother 3), Red (from Pokemon), R.O.B., The Villager (from Animal Crossing), The Wii Fit Trainer, Godzilla, Mary Poppins, Batman (Tim Burton version) and the Hyperforce (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!). Now even bigger, the Department of Hotnees set off to go fight the Empire of Darkness. To be continued....

Chapter 2

Underdog, The Snorks, the Voltron Force, Mystery, Inc. (from Scooby-Doo), Hong Kong Phooey, the Cattanooga Cats, Wheelie & Rota Ree (from Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch), The Wuzzles, the Gummi Bears, the Fluppy Dogs, Scrooge McDuck (from DuckTales), the Rescue Rangers, Baloo (from TaleSpin), The Justice Ducks (from Darkwing Duck), Bonkers & Miranda Wright, Pith Possum (from The Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show), Timon & Pumbaa, The Manhattan Clan (from Gargoyles) and The Mighty Ducks (from the cartoon of the same name) have joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, the "capital" of the Empire of Darkness, villains throughout the omniverse have gathered. Villains that have joined the Empire of Darkness, or E.M.O.D. for short, include the Legion of Doom (both kinds from Superfriends and Batman: The Brave and the Bold), the Injustice League (from DC Comics), the Sectet Society of Super Villains (from Justice League Unlimited), King Lotor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn, Magica De Spell, Fat Cat, Dr. Simon Bar Sinister, King Ghidorah, Gozer, Cathulhu, Ganondorf, Bowser, Porky Minch, Ridley (from Metroid), King Dedede, Galvatron (all three from G1 Transformers, Robots in Disguise and the Unicron Trilogy, Megatron (from Transformers Animated), Vlad Plasmius, Mom (from Futurama), the Shredder (all four from Mirage Comics, the 1984 cartoon, 2003 cartoon and 2012 cartoon), Krang, Kraang Prime, Frieza, the Skeleton King, the Joker (Tim Burton version), the Trix, the Fearsome Five, Lord Dragaunus, Don Karnage, Dastardly and Muttley. The villain's henchmen and armies were present as well. E.M.O.D.'s leader, Emperor Dark, appears before all of them. "Villains. Henchmen. Sheep. The era of good guys is over! Now is the era of bad guys!" said Emperor Dark "Alone, you have always lost to the good guys, but united and under my leadership, we will destroy all good guys! There is just one problem, the Department of Hotness, and their leader, the infamous Hottie. We must destroy Hottie and her wretched Department of Hotness at all cost!". To be continued.....

Chapter 3

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne (from Dumb and Dumber), as well as their animated counterparts & their pet beaver, Kitty, have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Nicholas Andre joins the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Moon Princess was in her quarters crying because not only did her boyfriend Mordecai kiss another girl (see Regular Show episode "New Year's Kiss) but he's mysteriously lost his memory of her. The Guardian of the Omniverse appears out of nowhere and explains to Moon Princess on what's going on, "The reason Mordecai has forgotten all about you is because of the Continuity Force, a mysterious force that alters reality for unknown reasons, it must have had good reasons for wiping Mordecai's memory", the Guardian then teleported away. Moon Princess then started crying even louder. Later that day, Hottie heard about what happened with Moon Princess so she sets her up on a blind date in the mess hall. "I don't wanna find someone new" said Moon Princess who was blindfolded while Hottie held her hand and directed her to the mess hall. Hottie then sat Moon Princesss down and removed her blindfold and revealed her blind date, who was none other than Thaddeus "Tad" C. DeCartoon. Hottie then left the two alone. "...hey" said the stubborn Moon Princess. "Wel hello there" said the suave and dashing Tad, he then grabbed Moon Princess' hand and kissed it "is it hot hot in here, or is it just you". Moon Princess then started blushing and smiled for the first time in days. To be continued...

"Epilogue"

Batman (Tim Burton version), while driving his Batmobile, has a hankering for a Diet Coke and stops at a nearby a soda machine. The only problem is he doesn't have any change. luckily the machine takes credit cards so he whips out his Bat Credit Card, "Never leave the cave without it" said Batman in a deep brooding voice. Cue scene with the Nostalgia Critic.

Nostalgia Critic: "A Bat…Credit Card? They gave him a Bat…Credit Card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A BAT…CREDIT CARD?!? (goes nuts) NOOO! NOOO! Does Not Compute! Does Not Compute!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained)

(20 minutes later...) "I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved, when I see one of my childhood icons carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD!! YOU B*$TARDS!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE, YOU'LL GET THE GAS!!!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained...again) (One hour later...) *Deep breath* *beat* "RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!?!? YOU WILL ALL DIE!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!" (spews angry gibberish as he's restrained for a third time) (Seven hours later...) OK... I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm fine. So, after Batman uses the (very strained) you-know-what...

Chapter 4

Ickis, Krumm and Oblina (from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters) join the Department of Hotness while at the same time Simon the Monster Hunter joins the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, Tad DeCartoon and Moon Princess have fallen in love with each other. Tad has even been made an honorary member of the Department of Hotness, just like Moon Princess. Meanwhile, our the Department of Hotness battles the Empire of Darkness in Axiom Nexus. Our heroes go up against not only EMOD Warfare Agents, but the Steel Clan (from Gargoyles), Decepticon Protoforms from the Tyran Cluster (AKA the Transformers film series universe) and Vehicons (from Transformers Prime). This evil army is being led by General Zol, the 2nd in command of the Empire of Darkness. General Zol resembles Dr. Shinigami from Kamen Rider only he's dressed in black, wears an eye patch and has a mustache. General Zol is also a cyborg that can transform into a squid monster. Both Hottie and Chuck Norris co-pilot Grapearl Lagann and destroy a bunch of Vehicons, as well as wound some Decepticon Protoforms, "I'll kick your head off!" shouted Hottie as she and Chuck Norris use Grapearl Lagann to perform a Rider Kick-like kick that knock's off one of the Vehicon's head right off. "Our turn!" shouted Kamina inside Gurren Lagann. "Hey Cerebros, mind if we borrow Fortress Maximus" asks Simon, Cerebros then detaches from Fortress Maximus and transforms into robot mode, "Sure" said Cerebros. Gurren Lagann then combines with Fortrees Maximus, forming "Fortress Maximus Lagann", which resembles Fortress Maximus but is red, has wings, black triangle shades on it's chest, fangs on it stomach. Also,Gurren Lagann itself formed the head of Fortress Maximus Lagann just like Lagann forms the head of Gurren Lagann. "I said it before and I'll say it again, WHO THE H*LL DO YOU THINK I AM!" shouted Kamina. Fortress Maximus Lagann then uses all of it's firepower to blow away all of the Vehicons, Steel Clan and EMOD Warfare Agents. "Retreat!" shouted General Zol and the Decepticon Protoforms beam aboard the nearest EMOD Warship and, along with the rest of the EMOD Warships, retreat. In the end, all of Axiom Nexus cheered for our heroes and their leader, Hottie. To be continued....

Chapter 5

Dave the Barbarian & his talking sword, Lula, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Mike, Lu & Og, The Pink Panther, The Inspector & Deux-Deux, Roland (from Roland and Rattfink), Charlie Ant, the Tijuana Toads, Hoot Kloot and his horse, Fester, have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy, Carter Pewterschmidt, Blue Aardvark, Rattfink, The Blue Racer, The Dogfather, Megabyte (from ReBoot), Kats (from Courage the Cowardly Dog), Sheldon J. Plankton & Eddy's Brother have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Skeleton King, in his Citadel of Bone, leads a fleet of EMOD in an all out attack on Shugazoom. The Skeleton King uses both his Formless army and EMOD Warfare Agents in the invasion. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop the invasion. Simon uses his Lagann to merge with the Super Robot, piloted by the Hyperforce, by drilling inside the Super Robot's head, transforming it into "Super Robot Lagann", turning completely red and gains a pair wings & a crescent shaped fin on his head just like Gurren Lagann. Kamek and a single Steel Clan robot was also present at the battle, he uses his magic to enlarge the robotic gargoyle. Super Robot Lagann then battles the giant Steel Clan robot. Super Robot Lagann then finishes the giant robot gargoyle by performing the Giga Drill Break, destroying it in the process. Meanwhile, Jinmay uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform into "White Raccoon Jinmay". White Raccoon Jinmay then uses not one, but five Double Cherry and create five doubles of herself. All six White Raccoon Jinmays then fly up and use their eye beams to destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents, "Eat lasers, suckers!" shouted All six White Raccoon Jinmays. Then finally, Hottie trandforms into Super Hottie Goddess, uses Ultro Power on Axe Cop in his Axe Cop Fire form, fusing the two into "Axe Hottie" and chops off the heads of the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents, "I'll chop your heads off!" shouted Axe Hottie as she chopped their heads off. In the end the Formless are driven off Shugazoom and Skeleton King and the fleet retreat. To be continued.....

"Epilogue"

After the battle of Shugazoom, Krumm finds a slice of pizza covered in maggots in the garbage and eats it, Mike Wazowski was there too and saw the whole thing, "You're disgusting, you know that right?" said Mike, "Thanks" said Krumm, Mike then got comically frustrated. To be continued...

Chapter 6

Tetsuya Tsurugi (from Great Mazinger), the Getter Team, Captain Troy Tempest, Lieutenant George Lee "Phones" Sheridan, Marina (from Stingray) and Oink (also from Stingray) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Emperor of Darkness, Emperor Gore and King Titan have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, battle the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in the Flipside (as seen in Super Paper Mario). Kamek uses his magic to enlarges a single Mark-II Foot Soldier. To combat this giant robot ninja, Lagann, piloted by Simon, combines with all three Getter Machines to form "Getter Robo Lagann", which is basically Getter-1 (minus the cape) with the head and wings of Gurren Lagann. Getter Robo Lagann destroys the robot using the "Getter Giga Drill Break". Meanwhile, Queen Elsa creates a snowball and throws it at Kirby to eat. After Kirby sucks up the snowball, he transforms into "Elsa Kirby", gaining all of Elsa's powers. Both Elsa Kirby and Elsa herself use their ice powers on a horde of Goombas, freezing them in the process. Meanwhile, Axe Cop uses a Cat Bell to transform into "Cat Axe Cop". Cat Axe Cop then uses a Double Cherry to create a double of himself. The two Cat Axe Cop then uses his claws to scratch up a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will scratch your heads off!" shouted Cat Axe Cop. The battle lasted a long time but our heroes eventually defeat the Empire's evil forces yet again, "Retreat!" shouts General Zol.

"Epilogue"

After the battle, and on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Kylie Griffin and Twilight Sparkle start to have a conversation, "Your voice sounds awfully familiar" said Kylie to Twilight Sparkle, "I'd say the same thing" said Twilight Sparkle. To be continued...

Chapter 7

John Crichton, Aeryn Sun, Dominar Rygel XVI, Pilot, Chiana, Stark, Scorpius and the spaceship, Moya, (all from Farscape) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Scarran Empire have joined the Empire of Darkness. In addition to new membership, all of the Scarran Dreadnaughts are modified with interdimentional technology, like all other ship other than the City-ship and the EMOD Warships, so that they can dimension hop with the rest of the Empire's armada. Meanwhile, Uni-Man has modified Chuck Norris' Gunman, Grapearl MK-II, he removed it's head thus making it a cephalothorax just like any other Gunman. Uni-Man has also created his latest invention "Electronic Starbeast Dol MK-II", an advanced version of Space Sheriff Gavan's Zol. Zol MK-II resembles Zol in very way except it wears sunglasses and has machine gun arms. Grapearl Lagann can ride on Zol MK-II's back, thus making it a Dragon Rider. Uni-Man also created a giant fireman axe made of gold (from his home universe) for Grapearl Lagann to wield. Hottie, and her co-pilot Chuck Norris, tries out both Zol MK-II and the giant golden axe in space, in the Farscape universe, during a space battle with the Empire of Darkness. Our heroes go up against a fleet EMOD Fighters, Armored Binome Carriers piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents and Scarran Strykers, also piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents. Their all employed by a single Scarran Dreadnaught commanded by General Zol. the Voltron Force, in their robot lions, decide to form Voltron, "Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!" said Keith, "LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!" shouts all five members of the Voltron Force at once, (cue voltron theme), "Form feet and legs! Form arms and body!..." said Keith, "...and I'll form the head!" said Simon as he drills his Lagann into the head of the just formed Voltron, transforming him into "Voltron Lagann", which resembles Voltron but is completely red and has the wings, head fin and face of Gurren Lagann. "form Blazing Giga Drill" said Simon as he makes Voltron Lagann perform the "Blazing Giga Drill Break" on half of the fleet, destroying them in the process. The Zol MK-II mounted Grapeal Lagann, piloted by both Hottie and Chuck Norris, then destroy the other half of the fleet by using it's machine gun arms. In the end General Zol retreats yet again.

"Epilogue"

After the battle, Rygel flirts with Queen Elsa, "So, I heard that you're a royal, I too am a royal" said Rygel while staring at her chest, "Uh, my eyes are up here" said the annoyed Elsa while pointing at her eyes. To be continued...

Chapter 8

King Dark (from Kamen Rider X) and Arch Orphnoch (from Kamen Rider 555) have recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fight the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Prime Earth in the DC Multiverse. As soon as Hottie stepped foot in this universe, everybody instantly recognizes her on the count of her being a Living Legend. Every super villain on the planet started hiding as soon as they heard Hottie arrived. The only super villains of this universe who weren't hiding was the Injustice League, who were members of the Empire of Darkness. Hottie pulls out her Weapon of Choice, a gold plated fireman axe and chops off the heads of a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will chop your heads off!" shouted Hottie as she chopped their heads off. The Batman of Prime Earth uses an Invincibility Leaf and transforms into "White Raccoon Batman". White Raccoon Batman flies up to King Ghidorah and punches him in the face (on his middle head), knocking him out in the process. The Batman of the DC Animated Universe has Wexter breathe fire on him, thus transforming him into "Batman Fire". Batman Fire then uses his fire breath on a bunch of Steel Clan robots, destroying them in the process. Both Queen Elsa (with her ice powers) and the Superman of Prime Earth (with his ice breath) freeze up a bunch of Goombas. The Batman of the Batman: The Brave and the Bold universe eats an apple from the Axe Cop universe and grows apple hands that could shoot apples, he then starts shooting apples in the faces of a bunch of Charrids. The Batman of the Superfriends universe drinks Gummi Berry Juice and gains temporary super strength, he then clobbers a small group of Vehicons without breaking a sweat. General Zol then transforms in his squid monster form and takes on Hottie. Hottie then transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and knocks General Zol out by flicking him in the forehead. In the end the Empire of Darkness retreats, yet again. To be continued...

Chapter 9

Butch Coolidge (from Pulp Fiction) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Marsellus Wallace has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe similar to Earth Prime called Earth Alpha, there lived a sad young woman named Miriam. Miriam had friends that left her, her family hated her, she was bullied on the streets and she feels that she couldn't do anything right. At that same time, the Department of Hotness has once again defeated the Empire of Darkness in an awesome battle. After the battle, Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness were waving to those that are cheering and thanking him. But there is one man on a cell phone telling Miriam frantically to not leave their apartment and that he would be on his way directly. Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form, had listened to the conversation on the cell phone on the count of her super hearing. "I gotta take care of something, I'll be right back" said Hottie to her team mates, she then went off. It turns out that the man on the phone talking to Miriam was her Doctor/Psychiatrist. He wanted Miriam to stay inside because she was suicidal. Later that day Miriam was crying as she stands on the ledge of a building, preparing to jump. Then out of nowhere Hottie appeared behind her and put her hand on her shoulder “Your Doctor really did get held up Miriam, it is never as bad as it seems” said Hottie to Miriam. Miriam's look has changed from despair to startled. Not a horrified startled mind you, but nor is it one of suddenly being filled with hope. It is a look of genuine astonishment that someone is there on this roof with her and that someone cares. It doesn’t matter that it was the legendary Hottie. “You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me” said Hottie. Miriam then has a change of heart and decides not to commit suicide, she then hugged Hottie, she was still crying but it was alot less. "shhh, it's okay, everything's gonna be alright" said Hottie in a gentle voice. To be continued....

Chapter 10

The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Turtle Prime (AKA the Mirage Comics TMNT universe). Our heroes are up against the Technodrome (from Turtles Prime) and an army of Foot Ninjas (the Mirage Comics versions, the robotic 1987 series versions, the Cyber Foot Ninja from Back to the Sewer, the Robot Foot Ninjas from Turtles Forever and the robotic versions from season 2 of the 2012 series), Mutant Foot Soldiers (from Turtles Forever and the Kraang. The EMOD Warfare Agents were there too. "Booyakasha!" shouted the 2012 Turtles, "It's ninja time!" shouted the 4Kids Turtles "Cowabunga!" shouted the 1987 Turtles. "How come we don't have a catchphrase?" said Mirage Michaelangelo. Halfway during the battle, an army of allies in the form of the Ninja Tribunal, the Ninja Tribunal Acolytes, the Ancient One, 4Kids April O'Neil, 4Kids Casey Jones, the Justice Force and 4Kids Karai. The epic battle becomes even more epic. During the fight 4Kids Karia confronts her 2012 counterpart and does battle with her. 75%-way during the battle, a new ally no one's even seen before joins the fight, his name is "Kamen Rider Prime". It turns out that Turtle Prime is also an A.R. World and that Kamen Rider Prime is it's Rider. Kamen Rider Prime resembled Kamen Rider Decade only he was completely gold and he wore a yellow scarf. Ch'rell (AKA the Utrom Shredder) grows to gigantic size and fights Godzilla, the Shredder puts up a good fight yet he's still no match for Godzilla. In the end the Empire is defeated yet again as remaining forces of head back to Technodrome and retreat.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, in the 2012 TMNT universe, a teenage girl name Irma is in her bedroom as she shakes her Magic 8-Ball, or some Bland-Name Product equivalent. "Will I ever find love?" asked Irma, "...yes" said the ball. To be continued....

Chapter 11

N-Daguva-Zeba (from Kamen Rider Kuuga) has recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in New York City in the Ghostbusters-verse. Kirby goes up against Gozer himself/herself. "Are you a god?" said Gozer, Poyo! said Kirby, "Then... DIIIIIIIIE!" said Gozer as he/she shoots lightning at Kirby, but Kirby just sucks up the lightning and transforms into "Gozer Kirby", Gozer Kirby then fights Gozer but Gozer just disappears, Gozer then transforms into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Our heroes then bring out Godzilla, SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he fought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Pac-Man also joined the fight as he eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Both Linkara and Charles Barkley use their magic coins to grow to gigantic size. Voltron, Getter Robo and Great Mazinger also joined the fight. They all come at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man all at once. Halfway during the battle, Hottie herself eats a Pac-Zilla Berry, thus growing to gigantic size, and transforms into Super Hottie Goddess. "Ghostbusters, all three versions, I have an idea, but it involves all of you crossing the streams!" ordered Hottie, "Kyorygers, I neds you to form Gigant Kyoryuzin!", the Kyoryugers did just "I also need the rest of the Zyudenryu!" as soon as the rest of the Zyudenryu arrived, this happened, "Let's combined all our powers with the Gigant Cannon. All three version of the Ghostbusters then procede to cross the streams right at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man while at the same time, Godzilla used his thermonuclear breath, Linkara used his magic gun, Great Mazinger used Breat Burn, Getter Robo used the Getter Beam, Voltron used his cross Chest Cannon and all the Zyudenryu using the Gigant Cannon in the Gigant Formation. With the combined firepower, they blow the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man right out of Earth's atmosphere. After seeing that, the Empire's armada fled. Even though half of New York was destroyed (don't worry, no one was killed), everybody gave praise to their heroes, the Department of Hotness and their leader, Hottie, To be continued...

Chapter 12

Coop, Jamie and Kiva (from Megas XLR) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Glorfft, led by Warmaster Gorrath, have joined the Empire of Darkness. The EMOD Scientists have the Glort mothership modified with interdimentional travel technology. The EMOD Scientists are similar to the EMOD Warfare Agents, except they dress in black, wear lab coats & black-colored skull masks and have black skeletal markings. Unlike the EMOD Warfare Agents, who are robots, the EMOD Scientists are humans. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness fight the Empire of Darkness in Gravity Falls. Kylie Griffin, Raven, Bubbles and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (AKA Timmy Turner) all put unicorn horns from the Axe Cop universe on their heads and gain the same powers as Uni-Man. They combine their powers in a a Combined Energy Attack and destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Meanwhile, Coop let's Mabel Pines pilot the Megas. "You let a little girl pilot the Megas! Are you out of your mind!?" yelled Kiva to Coop, "Eh, what harm could it do?" said Coop. Mabel then activates Megas' Super-Destructor Mode and blow away the horde Glort mechs piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents all to kingdom come. Then finally, Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess and sucks on a lemon, which transforms her into "Super Hottie Goddess With Lemon", giving her the power to materialize & throw lemon grenades, she also has a lemon in her golden axe. "She then throw a bunch of lemon grenades at the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. In the end the remaining forces of the Empire flee. To be continued...

Chapter 13

A group of Gurongi, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Zu-Gooma-Gu, Zu-Mebio-Da, Zu-Badzu-Ba, Zu-Gujiru-Gi and Zu-Garuga-Da, have recently been brought back from the dead by the Empire of Darkness. What was used to revive them is currently unknown. Together they form the "Revived Gurongi Corps". Each Gurongi is sent to a different alternate reality for them to attack. Zu-Gumun-Ba invades Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, Zu-Gooma-Gu invades the New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse. Zu-Mebio-Da invades planet Arus, Zu-Badzu-Ba invades Earth in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Gujiru-Gi invades Shugazoom and Zu-Garuga-Da invades Tokyo in the Godzilla's home universe. Kamek travels to each AU that the Gurongi have invaded and uses his magic to grow them to gigantic size. The giant size Gurongi then start going on a rampage. Hottie then send Kamen Rider Decade & Diend, Coop, Jamie & Kiva (with Megas), the Voltron Force (with their lions), Tetsuya Tsurugi (with Great Mazinger), the Getter Team (with Getter Robo), the Hyperforce (in their Super Robot) and Godzilla to their respected universes to stop them, "Your home universes are being Ravaged by Gurongi. Are you bad enough dudes and dudettes to save your worlds?" said Hottie. Megas, the lions, Great Mazinger ,Getter Robo and the Super Robot have all been upgraded with interdimensional travel technology while Godzilla simply has the power to teleport from one dimension to the next courtesy of Uni-Man and his wish-granting unicorn horn. As soon as both Decade and Diend arrive in their universe, Diend does this ""Kamen Ride: J!" said Diend's Diendriver as Diend uses it to summon Kamen Rider J in Jumbo Formation. "This will only hurt for a moment" said Diend as he puts the Decade DecaDriver Final Form Ride Card into his Diendriver and shoots Decade in the back, which transforms Decade into a larger version of the Decadriver which is worn by a Diend KamenRide Card-summoned Kamen Rider J to transform into Decade Complete Form Jumbo Formation, he then uses the Final Kamen Attack Form Ride Card to perform the Final Dimension Kick on Zu-Gumun-Ba, destroying him. Meanwhile, in New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse, Coop, with his Megas, punches Zu-Gooma-Gu a bunch of times, "Try not to destroy New Jersey again" said Kiva to Coop, "Sorry, can't hear you, fighting" said Coop. After getting tired of punching, Coop then uses Megas' Super-Destructor Mode to blow away Zu-Gooma-Gu. Meanwhile, on planet Arus in the Voltron-verse, the Voltron Force then prepare to form Voltron, "Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!" said Keith, "LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!" said the Voltron Force, "Form feet and legs! Form arms and body! And I'll form the head!" said Keith, Voltron was now formed, "Form Blazing Sword!" said Keith as Voltron formed the Blazing Sword, and used it to slash Zu-Mebio-Da in half. Meanwhile, in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Badzu-Ba is destroyed the combined might of Great Mazinger's Hissatsu Power Thunder Break and Getter Robo's Getter Beam. Meanwhile, on Shugazoom, the Hyperforce, while piloting the Super Robot, fight Zu-Gujiru-Gi using Torso Cannons, Torso Rockets, Finger Missiles, Rocket Punches, Flame Strike,Eyebeams, Frezze Ray, Antenna Ray, Arm Rockets and Foot Rockets. Then finally, the Super Robot finishes of Zu-Gujiru-Gi with Lazatron Fury, destroying him. Meanwhile, in Tokyo in Godzilla's home universe, Zu-Garuga-Da tries to fight Godzilla but is simply no match. "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he he used his thermonuclear breath numerous times on Zu-Garuga-Da until he's finally destroyed. In the end, all of the revived Groungi, minus N-Gaguva-Zeba who didn't participate in today's fight, are destroyed once again. To be continued...

Chapter 14

Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr (AKA the surviving members of The Beatles), The Beatles from the 60s cartoon and The Beatles from Yellow Submarine have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, large purple cracks appear all over Multiverse-Four. One crack appears in Flipside (from Super Paper Mario), and another within the the world of the Fix-It Felix Jr. video game, and another in Danville, and another in the Sonic the Hedgehog video game universe, and another in Destiny Islands. A native of Destiny Islands named Sora then travels between worlds and goes to the only group of heroes that can help him save his world, the Department of Hotness. Sora arrives at the bridge of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren where the Department of Hotness' leader, Hottie, was at. "Hottie, I need your help!" said Sora. "What is it?" said Hottie. "There a giant purple crack in my world". Luckily The Archie Comics version of Sonic was there and realised what was going on. "I know what's going on" said Archie Sonic, "You do?!" said Sora, "It was caused by the Super Genesis Wave that started in my world" sais Archie Sonic. Archie Sonic then explains to Sora the Super Genesis Wave and the events that caused it" (see Worlds Collide and the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog Issues 252 to current issue). "I think I know what to do" said Hottie "but it involves going to Kingdom Hearts". Hottie then commands the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren to head to Kingdom Hearts (the world, not the video game). As soon as our heroes reach Kingdom Hearts, they discover that it is in just as bad shape than the Prime Zone (AKA the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog universe), if not worse. Large purple cracks were everywhere. Hottie then pulled out a red orb out of her body. That red orb happened to be the embodiment of Hottie's Super Hottie Goddess power. Hottie then hurls the red orb into the heart of Kingdom Hearts, healing 99% of Multiverse-Four, while at the same time sacrificing the power that transforms her into Super Hottie Goddess. To be continued...

Chapter 15

A group of kaijin, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Pantheras Luteus, Dispider, the Stingfish Orphnoch, the Bat Undead, Aracnea Worm Rubor, the Bat Imagin and the Horse Fangire, have been revived by the Empire of Darkness by unknown means. Together they form the Revived First Kaijin. The Revived First Kaijin are then sent to Kongo Bongo Island in the Donkey Kong Island Country animated series universe so that they can steal the Crystal Coconut. It turns out that the Crystal Coconut is one of the "MacGuffins of the Omniverse" and that the Empire of Darkness plan to obtain them all. Luckily Hottie, David Eels, Dinosaur Soldier, Linkara, Captain Falcon, Donkey Kong (video game version), and the Nine Heisei Riders have arrived at Kongo Bongo as well. Dinosaur Soldier tries fighting Zu-Gumun-Ba only to punched in the face, some of Dinosaur Soldier's nose blood get's on David. "I fell strange..." said David. Dinosaur Soldier's blood caused David to unexpectdely transform into a dinosaur soldier just like Dinosaur Soldier. "I'm Dinosaur Lad now" said David. And so Hottie and her sidekick became "Hottie & Dinosaur Lad". Hottie sucked on a lemon a became "Hottie With Lemon". First Hottie with Lemon shoots fire at Zu-Gumun-Ba, she then uses her Kaioken technique and beats him up to a pulp, she then she throw a bunch of lemon grenades at him, then finally, she uses her golden lemon axe to chop off "I will chop your head off!" said Hottie as he chops Zu-Gumun-Ba's head off, destroying him. Halfway during the battle Donkey Kong (animated series version) arrives to help out, he even meets his video game counterpart, "Whoa! It's like looking in a mirror" said animated series DK. Animated series DK, Linkara, and Captain Falcon then face off against Pantheras Luteus, then then finish him off with the "Triple Manly Falcon Punch", "Banana-Slamma!" shouted animated series DK, "I AM A MAN!" shouted Linkara, "FALCON PAWNCH!" shouted Captain Falcon, the three then punched Pantheras Luteus all at once, destroying him in the process. The rest of the kaijin are all destroyed by the Nine Heisei Riders in their Super Modes, comprised of Kuuga Ultimate Form, Agito Shining Form, Ryuki Survive, Faiz Blaster Form, Blade King Form, Armed Hibiki, Kabuto Hyper Form, Den-O Super Climax Form and Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor Form. To be continued...

Chapter 16

Prologue"

January 27th, 2014: Hottie, as Hottie with Lemon puts a unicorn horn (from the Axe Cop universe) on her head and becomes "Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time David Eels, as Dinosaur Lad, eats an avocado (also from the Axe Cop universe) and transforms into an avocado that could shoot avocado out of his hands. "I'm Avocado Lad now" said David Eels. January 28th, 2014: Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time, David Eels, as Avocado Lad puts a unicorn o his head and becomes "Uni-Avocado Lad". January 29th, 2014: Uni-Avocado Lad uses his unicorn horn to make a wish, "I wish I could transform back and forth into David Eels at will" wished Uni-Avocado, he then transformed back to David Eels, seconds later he used his new found power to transform back into Uni-Avocado Lad at will, "Now I wish I could transform back and forth into a ghost at will" wished Uni-Avocado Lad. That was the day he became "Ghost Lad". January 30th 2014: Hottie goes to the Axe Cop universe, grabs a lobster, pulls out a syringe, draws a little bit of blood from the lobster, dabs the lobster blood on her forehead and gains retractable lobster antennas that can sense danger.

"Act II"

Present day: A group of Government of Darkness kaijin (from Kamen Rider X), comprised of Neptune, Pannic, Hercules, Medusa, Cyclops, Ogle-Dagger, Salamander-Gong, Ghengis Khan-Condor, Toad-Goemon and Starfish-Hitler, have all been revived by the Empire of Darkness by unknown means. Together they form the "Revived G.O.D. Kaijin". The Revived G.O.D. Kaijin then wreck havoc in Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, searching for one of the MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to stop them. Neptune pulls out a machine gun and tries to shoot Hottie but the bullets bounce off of her and goes back into Neptune's machine gun. "Ha! Jokes on you, every morning I drink bulletproof juice so any bullet that hits me just bounces off and goes back into your gun" said Hottie. Hottie then sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. It turn out that after powering down from her Uni-Hottie With Lemon for the first time, the unicorn horn simply dematerializes into Hottie's head so every time Hottie sucks on a lemon, the unicorn horn pops right back up. Axe Cop also sucks on a lemon and transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. Both Uni-Hottie With Lemon and Axe Cop With Lemon then perform Ultro Power, fusing the two into Axe Hottie. This version of Axe Hottie is differnt from the one in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, she's doesn't have Hottie's Super Hottie Goddess's transformation, she has black hair and she carries two lemon axes, one is Axe Cop With Lemon's axe and the other is Uni-Hottie With Lemon's golden axe, Axe Hottie also has a unicorn horn. Axe Hottie then throws a bunch of lemon grenades at all the members of the Revived G.O.D. Kaijin, minus Neptune, Medusa and Starfish-Hitler, destroying them all. Kylie Griffin tries fighting Medusa, only to get turned to stone by her. "I can fix her" said Fix-It Felix as he uses his hammer to revive Kylie. Coop then uses his Megas to step on Medusa. Kamen Rider X then goes up against Neptune once again. "Wexter, breathe fire on Kamen Rider X!" said Axe Hottie to Wexter, Wexter then breathed fire on Kamen Rider X, transforming him into "Kamen Rider X Fire". Kamen Rider X Fire then shoots a bunch of fire at Neptune, weakening him. Kamen Rider X Fire then finishes him off by using his Ridol Stick to perform a Rider Thrust on him, destroying him. Our heroes then face off against none other than Starfish-Hitler himself. Before our heroes can do anything, Kamek arrives and uses hismagic to enlarge Starfish-Hitler. Luckily, Godzilla was present. Axe Hottie eats a Pac-Zilla and grows gigantic. Axe Hottie, Godzilla and Megas then start fighting Starfish-Hitler. Although Starfish-Hitler puts up a good fight, he is no match for the combined might of Axe Hottie, Godzilla and Megas. The three then finish Starfish-Hitler off with their own attacks. Axe Hottie uses fireballs, Godzilla uses his thermonuclear breath and Megas uses his Super-Destructor Mode. The combined attack destroys Starfish-Hitler. Meanwhile, on-board the City-ship, Emperor Dark, while on his throne, saw the whole battle on his monitor and is ticked off that the good guys have won yet again, ""THAT'S IT! I'm switching to satellite!" said the hammy Emperor Dark. To be continued...

"No animals were harmed were harmed during the making of this fan fiction.... except one lobster, who got poked by a needle."

Chapter 17

The Badan Empire have recently been recruited into the the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, tired of having his underlings fail over and over, Emperor Dark decides to get off his throne and take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Beach City in the Steven Universe... universe. Halfway during the battle, Emperor Dark himself beams down. "Foolish good guys! Tremble before me! For I am Emperor Dark! Ruler of the Empire of Darkness! Now prepare to perish!" said Emperor Dark, he then took off his helmet, revealing what he really looked like, a cyclops with a mass of snakes for a head. Hottie tries to suck on a lemon and transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon but Emperor Dark uses his one his snakes, which can stretch and be used as tentacles, to grab the lemon wedge out her hand, he then uses snake to lift Hottie by her neck and choke her. Lt. Commander Worf tries to save Hottie but Emperor Dark uses another one of his snakes to grab him and smash him around like a rag doll. Hottie starts to get short of breath. Luckily David Eels, as Ghost Lad, turns invisible and frees Hottie. Ghost Lad then hands Hottie a spare lemon wedge, she sucks on it and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Knowing that he is no match for Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Emperor Dark, as well as the rest of the Empire of Darkness, retreats, Retreat!" shouted Emperor Dark. Emperor Dark, and the rest of his followers then beam back aboard the City-ship.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Emperor Dark reveals something shocking to his underlings. "My followers, there is something I'd like to share with you... I am not the absolute ruler of the Empire of Darkness, I am merely a figurehead. I'd like for you all to meet the absolute ruler of the Empire of Darkness and my master... Carmen". Then suddenly the wall behind Emperor Dark's throne opened up to reveal some stairs that led to an even bigger throne, and on that throne was none other than Carmen AKA Wettie herself. And on Carmen's head was not one but three unicorn horns, which was the reason many bad guys were brought back to life. To be continued....

Chapter 18

Penelope Pitstop and Ernie Devlin have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Hooded Claw has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in the 2003 TMNT universe. Halfway during the battle, the Kamen Rider of this universe arrives to aide our heroes in battle. His name is Kamen Rider Red, he resembles Kamen Rider Kuuga except he doesn't have his chest armor, he's completely red, he wears a red scarf, has a high collar surrounding his neck, has a large V his chest and, of course, he's animated. Kamen Rider Gorudo is the embodiment of all prior Heisei Era Riders in the World of Kamen Rider. Being the representation of every Heisei Era Rider there is, Kamen Rider Red has demonstrated the ability to transform to any Heisei Era Kamen Rider of his choosing even without an external transformation device. "Time to test out my new utility belt" said Hottie. Hottie recently started wearing a utility belt created by Uni-Man. The belt was similar the Batman's utility belt from the 60's TV series except it was pink and it had an H on the belt buckle. Item's kept in Hottie's belt was her golden axe, lemons from the Axe Cop universe kept in baggies, Gold Flowers (as seen in New Super Mario Bros.), her Core Drill, a Power Berry container filled with Power Berries, Senzu Beans and Hottie's bedazzled yo-yo with the H logo on both sides (as seen in Burning Ambition). The Gold Flowers were kept in containers that could shrink down to Capsules (as seen in Dragon Ball. Hottie's gold axe was also modified to shrink down to a Capsule. Hottie pulled out two Capsules, one regular and one golden, and a baggie full of lemon wedges out of her belt. Hottie turned the golden Capsule into her golden axe while at the same time, pulls out a lemon wedge out of the baggie and sucked on it, thus tranforming into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Uni-Hottie with Lemon then turned the regular Capsule into a container which held a Gold Flower, she opened the container and used the Gold Flower to transform into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. "ZekeGreymon, let's use Ultro Power!" said Hottie to ZekeGreymon, the two then performed Ultro Power and fused into Hottie DX. This Hottie DX was different from the one seen in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, other than the fact that she has a unicorn horn, this version of Hottie DX lacked the explosive and flame-like aura. Also, Hottie kept her golden lemon axe on her back. "Let's do this" said Kamen Rider Red as he transformed into Kamen Rider Decade Complete Form. Both Hottie DX and Kamen Rider Red and fought Emperor Dark and beat the crap out of him. Knowing that he's outmatched, Emperor Dark transformed into "Super Emperor Dark", a giant rock monster the size of Godzilla. "Matt, be a dear a pull the Power Berry container out of my utility belt please" said Hottie DX to her fiance as she couldn't get it out herself on the count of her Trident JusFang and Electric Buster Xros arms, "With pleasure" said the infatuated Matt Keene as went up to Hottie DX, reached her belt and pulled out her Power Berry container, "That tickles" giggled Hottie DX, "Good" said Matt, Matt then kissed Hotie DX good luck, "Are you gonna go all lovey dovey with your boyfriend or are you gonna fight me?!" shouted the impatient Super Emperor Dark, "Feed me the Pac-Zilla power berry" Hottie DX to Matt, Matt did just that, seconds later Hottie DX grew to the same size as Super Emperor Dark. Godzilla and Megas, piloted by Coop, also joined the fight. Kamen Rider Red merges with Megas, turning it to "Burning Legend Megas". Burning Legend Megas resembles regular Megas except it's completely red. "Here, eat these" said Pac-Man to the 2K3 Ninja Turtles as he gives all four of them Power Berries, which they eat, growing them to gigantic size. "It's ninja time!" said all four giant turtles. Hottie DX, Burning Legend Megas, Godzilla and the 2K3 turtles then fight Super Emperor Dark. Super Emperor shoots an energy beam from his mouth at Hottie DX but she blocks the attack using her force field. Burning Legend Megas fights Super Emperor Dark by using an attack called "15 Rider Soul" which utilizes the strength of all the Heisei Era Kamen Riders. While Super Emperor Dark puts up a good fight, he no match for the combined might of Hottie DX, Godzilla, Burning Legend Megas and the 2K3 Ninja Turtle. Super Emperor Dark then reverts back to regular Emperor Dark and, along with the rest of the Empire of Darkness, beams back aboard the City-ship.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Hootie and Matt Keene are in Hottie's private quarters making out when all of a sudden, someone knocks on her door. "Come in" said Hottie. The person that knocked on the door happened o be Leeron Litner. "You have a message from Emperor Dark, "What!?" said Hottie as she rushed to the bridge. "Well hello there, Hottie" said a smug Emperor Dark, "What do you want?" said Hottie, "There's someone who want's to meet you" said Emperor Dark, "Who?" said a confused Hottie, "my master" said Emperor Dark, "What?!" said a surprised Hottie. What happened next was a big surprise for Hottie. "Well hello, Alison" said Carmen, "C... C... Carmen?" said a shocked Hottie. "Well, what do you think of my Empire of Darkness" said Carmen "I created the organization early December as an sort of insurance policy, in case the Guild of Super Evil was defeated. Well, ciao. said Carmen as he logged off. Hottie, as well as everyone on the the bridge, was in silent shock. To be continued...

Chapter 19

"Prologue"

Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Carmen yearned to be young again, then she realized that she had unicorn horns now. "I wish I was 21 again" wished Carmen, she then de-aged into a hotter 21 year old year old version of herself. Carmen pulled out a compact mirror and looked at herself, "Wow, I look good" said Carmen "now I wish for a sexy super villain outfit to go with my new look" wished Carmen. Carmen then gains a super villainess outfit that was similar to the one Starfire wore in the Teen Titans Go! episode "Starfire the Terrible", minus the emblem on the forehead. Carmen's new super villain outfit also had high heels.

"Act II"

The Empire of Darkness has hired a bounty hunter to destroy Hottie and the Department of Hotness. His name is Bad Jack Frost and he hails from the Axe Cop universe. He resembles Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians except he has a beard like Mirror Universe Spock and, of course, he's in the same art style as the characters from Axe Cop. Bad Jack Frost tried to take on the Deartment of Hotness but there was one problem... there were hundreds of members of the Department of Hotness. Bad Jack Frost then summoned a horde of EMOD Warfare Agents to aide them in battle. One minute later our heroes take down the EMOD Warfare Agents. Bad Jack Frost tries using his ice powers on Hottie but his ice powers are weak against people with fire powers. Mario uses a Fire Flower to transform into Fire Mario, Pac-Man eats a Fire Berry and gains fire powers and Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Hottie, Fire Mario, Pac-Man and Axe Cop Fire then battle Bad Jack Frost. After Axe Cop punches Bad Jack Frost in the face, some of his blood get's on Kellyn Levy. Suddenly Kellyn had Bad Jack Frost powers (she also had light blue skin and white hair)! She became Female Good Bad Jack Frost, or Female Jack Frost/Jill Frost for short, "I have the power of winter!" said Kellyn AKA Jill Frost. Both Hottie and Kellyn charged at Bad Jack Frost and knocked him clear into of the skay and out of Earth's orbit.

"Epilogue"

"I need a super suit now" said Kellyn Levy AKA Jill Frost. So Dorinda Galen helped her friend design a super suit. Moment later, an ever newer Jill Frost was born, and she looked hot. Her super suit was comprised of a pair of pink boots, blue hipster pants, a wide glittered black belt, a hot pink mercerized cotton tabatha cap-sleeve T-shirt, a pair of women's power stretch gloves and a red cape. When Jill Frost looked at herself in the mirror, she was amazed at how good she looked. "Wow! I look sexy. Like, real sexy. Hey everyone! Come and see how sexy I look!" shouted Jill Frost. To be continued...

Chapter 20

After the events of last chapter, Dorinda Galen decides to become a superhero too. First she asks Uni-Man for a unicorn horn, then she designs herself a super suit. Dorinda's superhero outfit is comprised of a pair of boots, a pink bikini, a belt, pink opera gloves, a cape, a domino mask and, of course, a unicorn horn. As soon as she put's her unicorn horn and super suit on, she looks at herself at the mirror and strats to admire how good she look, "dang, I look sexy" said Dorinda, "I think I'll call myself Uni-Girl". Meanwhile, the EMOD Scientists have developed a device called the Nega Decadrive, which resembles Kamen Rider Decade's Decadriver except that it's completely black. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the land of Ninjago. Halfway during the battle, a japanese man named Goro Miyaguchi, who happens to from the World of Kamen Rider, appears. Goro then pulls out and puts on, and put's a Rider Card in the Nega Decadriver. ""Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega Decade as it transforms Goro into "Kamen Rider Nega Decade", who resembles Kamen Rider Decade except that his armor is completely black. Nega Decade has the power to transform into all the Heisei Era Kamen Riders minus Decade, from Kuuga to Gaim. In order to combat Nega Decade more efficiently, Hottie suck on a lemon an transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Uni-Avocado Lad, Jill Frost and Uni-Girl then take on Nega Decade head on. While Nega Decade puts up a good fight he is no match for he founding members of the Department of Hotness, minus Designated Dead who has got any powers yet. Nega Decade then decides to use the Nega K-Touch to transform into his Complete Form, "Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Blade, Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Double, OOO, Fourze, Wizard! Final Kamen Ride: Nega Decade!" said the Nega K-Touch as Nega Decade transforms into "Nega Decade Complete Form, granting him the combined power of Kuuga Ultimate, Agito Shining, Ryuki Survive, Faiz Blaster, Blade King, Hibiki Armed, Kabuto Hyper, Super Climax, Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor, Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super Tatoba, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more tense. Uni-Girl then decides to makes a wish on unicorn horn, "I wish I was super super smart and strong!" wished Uni-Girl, suddenly Uni-Girl grew horns all over her body and she gained super strength. Uni-Girl then clobbered Nega Decade with out breaking a sweat, as well knocking him out of his Rider form. In the the end, Goro, as well as Emperor Dark, General Zol and the rest of the Empire of Darkness. "I wish for all but one of my unicorn horns were retractable" wished Uni-Girl as all her unicorn horns, minus the one on her head, retracted into her body. To be continued....

Chapter 21

The N Team (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Avengers (the original comic book version), the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the version of the Avengers from Avengers Assemble, the version of the Avengers from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie, the version of the Avengers from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow and the Super Hero Squad have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Mother Brain (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Masters of Evil (the original comic book version), the version of Ultron from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Masters of Evil from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Cabal (from Avengers Assemble), the Chitauri (from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie), the version of Ultron from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, the Lethal Legion (from The Super Hero Squad Show) and Loki (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe) have all joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness have launched an all out invasion on Earth-616 (AKA the Marvel Universe) in Multiverse-Three. It's New York City that ends up getting invaded the most. Other than conquering Earth-616, the main reason for the invasion is that the Empire of Darkness are searching for the Cosmic Cube. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in the to stop the Empire of Darkness from causing even more damage. Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, performs Ultro Power with Axe Cop, as Axe Cop With Lemon, Hypno Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles to form Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle. With the combined might of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle, The N Team, the Super Hero Squad, all of the versions of the Avengers that are members of the Dept. of Hotness and Godzilla, the forces of the Empire of Darkness are driven out of the Empire of Darkness.

"Epilogue"

"Did anyone notice that we didn't do much talking in today's chapter?" said Linkara breaking the 4th wall, "Did anyone notice that the good guys in this fan fiction are f___ing invincible and that most of the fights are f___ing one-sided on our side?" said the Angry Video Game Nerd to Linkara. To be continued....

Chapter 22

"Prologue"

Versions of the G.I. Joe Teams from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (who are actually from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, versions of Cobra from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (also from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Empire of Darkness.

"Act II"

Febuary 9th, 1964: An English rock called, The Beatles, make their first appearance on American variety show, The Ed Sullivan Show, before a record-breaking audience, beginning a musical phenomenon known as the British Invasion. "Ladies and gentlemen, THE BEATLES!" said Ed Sullivan as he introdced The Beatles on stage. And the rest is history. Fifty years year the two surviving members of The Beatles have teamed up with both animated versions of The Beatles (from the animated series and Yellow Submarine) and joined a dimensional traveling Dream Team named the Department of Hotness led by a 18 year old super heroine named Hottie whose superpower was shooting fire from her fingertips. The Department of Hotness are battling the Empire of Darkness in Liverpool, England in Earth Minor (live action Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr's home AU). "Who would of thought this is how we're spending our 50th anniversary" said live action Paul to live action Ringo while using a Type 3 phaser to shoot some Cobra B.A.T.s. Halfway during the battle, Mario hands Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Power-Ups. Paul uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Paul", Ringo uses both a a Super Bell and a Double Cherry to transform into "Double Cat Ringo", animated Paul McCartney uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Paul", animated Ringo Starr uses a Invincibility Leaf to transform into White Raccoon Ringo, animated George Harrison uses a Luck Bell to transform into "Lucky Cat George, animated John Lennon uses a Boomerang Flower to transform into "Boomerang John", Yellow Submarine Paul McCartney uses a Statue Leaf to transform into "Statue Paul", Yellow Submarine Ringo Starr uses a Super Leaf to transform into "Raccoon Ringo", Yellow Submarine George Harrison uses a Frog Suit to transform into "Frog George" and Yellow Submarine John Lennon uses a P-Acorn to transform into "Power Squirrel John". With their new powers, Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarmarine Took a Level in Bad@$$ and kicked a whole lotta bad guy butt. Uni-Girl used her retractable unicorn horns and shot them out of her body all over the place. They went through every mecha mook. The types of mecha mooks that got stabbed by unicorn horns were EMOD Warfare agents, Cobra B.A.T.s, Vehicons, Foot Soldiers, the Steel Clan, Vehicons, Ultra Droids and Mecha-Koopas. Uni-Girl also wished for Paul, Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles to know karate, which they used to beat up a unch of Cobra Troopers. "I wish for all my horns back!" wished Super Uni-Girl. Then out of nowhere, King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and an enlarged Utrom Shredder appear and start to wreck Liverpool. Pac-Man then gives Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles Pac-Zilla Berries to eat, which they do, growing them to gigantic size. Godzilla also joins the giant-sized fight. And so the giant sized Fire Paul, Double Cat Ringo, animated Beatles, Yellow Submarine Beatles and Godzilla fight King Dark, King Ghidorah, Cathulhu and the Utrom Shredder. While the giant bad guys put up quite a fight, they are no match for the combined might of the giant good guys and are defeated. In the end, the Empire of Darkness are driven out of Liverpoll. "I tell you, it's been A Hard Day's Night and I've been working like a dog... or should I say fighting like a cat" said Double Cat Ringo with both Cat Ringos talking in unison, "Uhuhuhuh Yeah" laughed animated Ringo.

"Epilogue"

Later that day, after yet another battle against the Empire of Darkness, only this time taking place in London, live action Paul McCartney, live action Ringo Starr, the animated Beatles and Yellow Submarine Beatles are seen zebra crossing Abbey Road together. To be continued...

Chapter 23

Gameleojin, Kumonjin, Komorujin and Sasoranjin (from Skyrider) have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic, together they form the "Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin". Meanwhile, Hottie, Axe Cop, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy, Christopher Aonuma and ZekeGreymon are all fighting the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin somewhere in North America at some random AU during a snow storm at night. Axe Cop cops fights Sasoranjin by puching him alot, he then finishes him by using his axe to chop his axe off "I'll chop you're head off!!" said Axe Cop as he chops off Sasoranjin's head off, releasing High-Pressure Blood, Kamen Rider Decade style, but not before exploding. Axe Cop then sucks on a lemon a transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. "I'm gonna throw grenades bombs and you're gonna die!" said Axe Cop With Lemon as he threw a bunch of lemon grenades at Komorujin, destroying him in the process. Hottie sucks on a lemon, uses a Gold Flower and transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon then starts shooting golden fireballs at both Gameleojin, Kumonjin, which maede him explode into gold coins, "I'm Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and it's time for you to pay the price" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Then out of nowhere, Kamek arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon "let's all perform Ultro Power". Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon, ZekeGreymon, Axe Cop With Lemon, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy and Hypno Monkey Boy then used Ulto Power together, fusing them all into a brand new version of Hottie X7. The version of Hottie X7 has a unicorn horn on her head and keep's both Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and Axe Cop With Lemon's lemon axes on her back. Hottie X7 then uses her unicorn telekinesis to pull out a Pac-Zilla Berry out of her utility belt, since she has machine gun arms. She eats the berry and grows to gigantic size. Hottie X7 then fights the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin. Halfway during the battle, Godzilla joins the fight. Both Hottie X7 and Godzila uses a combined attack that involves Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Hottie X7's golden fire breath. The combined attack makes all four Neo-Shocker Kaijin explode into gold coins. To be continued....

Chapter 24

"Act I"

In the land of Ooo, Finn and Jake are recuperating after the Department of Hotness' battle against the Empire of Darkness after they tried the conquer Ooo. Then out of nowhere, they find a strange metallic hatch among an old tree stump on top of a montain. They hop down to find an underground city with an artificial environment. This city also happens to be populated... with humans. "I don't believe it, Jake!" said Fill "I'it's an entire city of humans, just like me!". It turns out that, just prior to the Mushroom War, a number of small cities were hastily built in concealment underground to protect a small population of humans from nuclear warheads, A self-sufficient city was established deep within the mountain that would later be the city that Finn and Jake recently discovered, complete with an artificial sky and climate control. Upon the complete of the city's largest building, the Reagan Memorial Skyscraper, the city was named New Washington. At some point in time the humans discovered a mysterious crystal that possessed unlimited power and used it to power their newly constructed city. Finn is then introduced to the President of New Washington, and his cute daughter, Rebecca, who happens to be the same age as Finn "You're kinda cute" giggled Rebecca to Finn which caused Finn to blush a lttle "Dude, I think I have a crush" said Finn's thoughts.

"Act II"

In New York City in the 2012 TMNT universe, The 2012 turtles and 2012 Splinter had just survived a devastating battle against Ch'rell (AKA the Utrom Shredder) and his Foot Clan. The Hamato Clan, whose still sufering from a few wounds, split up as they hide from the Foot Elite. Splinter end up getting lost when all a sudden, a attractive blind woman exits her home "Hello! Is anyone there?!" said the blind "help..you have to.. hide me" breathed Splinter "You sound hurt. Get inside I'll hide you" said the blind woman as he let's Splinter in and closes her blinds. The two then have tea together, "My name is Julie" said the blind woman "I am Hamato Yoshi, but I'm also known as Splinter" The two then start to bond as they talked. Splinter also talked about his former friend Oroku Saki/The Shredder, his late wife Tang Shen, the events that led to her death and his daughter being kidnapped by The Shredder as a baby. Julie then walks over to Splinter so that she could feel his face, "No! You must not!" warned Splinter, "It's okay" said Julie, but she soon turned silent as she felt that Splinter is a human-sized rat. "You must believe me, but I was once once a man", "...what happened?" said Julie, "it's a long story" said Splinter, "well, I don't judge" said Julie accepting the fact that Splinter is a human-turned-mutant rat.

"Act III"

In the Green Lantern: The Animated Series universe. Razer is now a Blue Lantern. Also, Razer still hasn't given up hope that Aya is alive somewhere. But little does he realize is that, after Aya sacrificed herself to destroy the Manhunters, she downloaded a little bit of herself into Razer's Red Lantern Power Ring, which he still kept but did not wear. "...Razer" said a familiar voice, "Aya?" said Razer. And so Razer followed the voice, which led to the Red Lantern ring that he still kept. "Razer" said the Red Lantern ring, Razer was shocked that Aya had been in his Red Lantern ring this whole time. Razer went to Hal Jordan and told him that he finally found Aya. Carol Ferris, who was still a Star Sapphire, was there to and had an idea. They then went to Zamaron where the Star Sapphires downloaded Aya from the Red Lantern ring into a computer powered by a Star Sapphire Power Battery. The computer then constructed Aya a new body that resembles her old body except that it was violet and had the Star Sapphire symbol on the chest. In the end Razer and Aya share a kiss, "I love you" said Razer, I love you too" said Aya.

"Act IV"

In the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham, the former Gundam Fighter from Neo-Canada, still mourns for his wife. He was at a bar drowning his sorrows when all of a sudden he meets a woman named Sayla Lacroa, who was from Neo-Japan. "Hey" said Sayla who noticed he was down and wanted to cheer him up. Andrew simply ignored her. Aw come on, why the long face" said Sayla, "...I don't want to talk about it" said Andrew. Sayla then put her hand over the glass Andrew was drinking from and put it down "I think you've had enough" said Sayla, "...whatever" said Andrew. "My name is Sayla Lacroa and I'm from Neo-Japen "said the cheerful Sayla, what's your's. "...Andrew Graham" said Andrew, "Hey, your that Gundam Fighter" said Sayla, "...I was" said Andrew", "how about I drive you home" said Sayla "You look a little drunk". Sayla then drove Andrew home. "You seem sad" said Sayla as he sat down with Andrew in his living room "why?", "...it's a long story" said Andrew, "I don't mind to hear it" said Sayla". Andrew then told Sayla about how he lost his wife and blamed it on Argo Gulskii. "That's so sad" said Sayla as she put her hand on Andrew's, Andrew saw Sayla hands on his and started to smile. To be continued...

Chapter 25

Jimmy Fallon joins the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, even since the rise of the Empire of Darkness, things have gone from bad to worse. The Empire of Darkness have conquered two alternate Earths throughout the Omniverse. These Earths are the Earth of the Malgus Cluster (Transformers Animated universe) and Earth-904913 (Iron Man: Armored Adventures universe). In each of these Earths, one-tenth of the Earth's population have been wiped out after the Empire's invasion, practically making the humanities of each Earth on the verge of extinction. The remaining population of each Earth is enslaved and whole nations are made into work-camps and bases for a fleet of war rockets. Russia, all two of them, have turned into a big shipyard, and that the Empire is preparing to invade the rest of the three universes that these Earths belong in. Each Earth has an enormous statue of the absolute ruler of the Empire, Carmen. Carmen has even carved herself into Mount Rushmore, all two of them. Resistance movements have started on these three Earths, one in the Malgus Cluster led by Sari Sumdac and one in Earth-904913 led by this universe's Iron Man. A pirate radio program in the Malgus Cluster called "Hottiewatch" was started for for those who rebelled against the Empire of Darkness and supported the legendary Hottie and her Department of Hotness.

"Epilogue"

Robin (Teen Titans Go! version) get's his head stuck in a pickle jar, "Uh, little help" said Robin. To be continued...

Chapter 26

Ganondorf has recently revived his counterpart from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power". Ganondorf then fuses with cartoon Ganon and becomes "Super Ganon", resembling a cross between Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Maker and cartoon Ganon, also he had cartoon Ganon's voice. Super Ganon then leads the Empire of Darkness' army into Videoland. Luckily the Department of Darkness is there to stop Super Ganon. Not only that but the versions of Link and Zelda from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power", have allied with the Department of Hotness in order to stop Super Ganon. "Has anyone told you that you don't talk much?" said cartoon Link to video game Link. Seconds later, an epic battle ensues. Sonic gives the Captain N version of Mega Man his Chaos Emeralds, thus transforming him into the Captain N's version of Super Adapter Mega Man (as seen in Wolds Collide). Kamen Rider Agito in his Shining Form, Ryuki as Ryuki Survive, Faiz in his Blaster Form, Hibiki as Armed Hibiki and Kabuto in his Hyper Form all use Gold Flowers upgrade their Ultimate Forms into "Gold Shining", "Gold Survive", "Gold Blaster", "Gold Armed" and "Gold Hyper". Kamen Rider Blade King uses all five Exodia cards to upgrade his King Form into "King Platinum Mode", turning his armor from gold to platinum. Kamen Rider Decade use the "Gold K-Touch", an advanced version of the K-Touch that was invented by Uni-Man, to transform into "Kamen Rider Decade Complete Form Gold Mode" which resembles is Complete Form only his entire armor is golden and has more cards on his chest. Also in Decade's Complete Form Gold Mode, Kuuga Ultimate, Den-O Climax and Kiva Emperor are replaced with Kuuga Rising Ultimate, Den-O Super Climax and Kiva DoGaBaKi Emperor. More Ultimate Forms added to Complete Form Gold Mode are Double CycloneJokerGoldXtreme, OOO Super TaToBa, Fourze Meteor Nadeshiko Fusion and Wizard Infinity Dragon Gold. The battle becomes even more intense. All of the Mooks, Mecha Mooks and Elite Mooks try shooting at Hottie herself but they keep missing her, Hottie, while walking calmly while at the same time not getting shot, shoots fireballs at a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents and other types of Mecha Mooks. Both The Angry Video Game Nerd, in his Super NES armor and Kevin Keene AKA Captain N use their Zappers to take down alot of EMOD Warfare Agents. Mario gives Captain N a Cat Bell, thus transforming him into "Cat Captain N", Mario also gives Cat Captain N a Double Cherry, thus transforming him into "Double Cat Captain N". "Wow! They never had power-ups like this in Super Mario Bros. 3" said Double Cat Captain N with the two Cat Captain Ns talking in unison. Double Cat Captain N then uses his newfound power to clobber Super Gannon. Here, take my Magical Shield" said cartoon Link to Hottie. Super Ganon then tries to defeat Hottie by sending a fire geam in her direction, but Hottie uses to the Magical Shield to reflect it back to Super Ganon, thus defusing Ganondorf and cartoon Ganon. In the end, Videoland is saved. "Wow, for a guy dressed like a girl you're a pretty good fighter" said Princess Anna to cartoon Link, "“Well Excuuuuse Me, Princess” said cartoon Link to Anna. To be continued....

Chapter 27

The original Godzilla, MechaGodzilla, Ebirah and Kamacuras have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic. Together they form the "Revived Kaiju Corps". The Revived Kaiju Corps are then to Tokyo in the Godzilla-verse to locate any MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the department of Hotness are there to stop them. Hotiie and Chuck Norris then pilots the Grapearl Lagann, which pilots the Dept. of Hotness' latest Dai-Gun, the "Garuda Mk-II", which resembles the original Garuda from Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2 only it's large enough to attach to Arc-Gurren Lagann's back, it has the faceplate of Mazinger Z and the sunglasses of Gurren. Garuda Mk-II then combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann, forming "Super Arc Gurren Lagann". Super Arc-Gurren Lagann then leads Godzilla II, Megas, Getter Robo, Great Mazinger, Burning Gundam, Kamen Rider J, Decade in his Complete Form Jumbo Formation and the Super Robot (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!) in an all out battle against the Revived Kaiju Corps. Decade then uses his Final Dimension Kick on Ebirah, making him explode. Kamen Rider J then fights Kamacuras by punching and karate chopping him, J then finishes Kamacuras of with his Jumbo Rider Kick, which also causes him to explode. Megas, Great Mazinger, Getter Robo, Burning Gundam and the Super Robot then fight off against MechaGodzilla. While MechaGodzilla puts up a good, fight he's still no match for the combined might of these mechas. The mechas then used a combined attack on MechaGodzilla that involved Megas' Super-Destructor Mode, Great Mazinger's Breast Burn, Getter Robo's Getter Beam, the Super Robot's Lazatron Fury, and Burning Gundam's Rock-breaking LOVE-LOVE Sky-shocking Fist, completely obliterating him. Then finally Godzilla II goes up against Godzilla I, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared the two Godzillas. The fight between the two Godzillas last a long time as they are equally matched, so Super Arc-Gurren Lagann simply uses the "Super Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch", which is basically a more powerful version of Arc-Gurren Lagann's Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch, on Godzilla I, sending him to the far end of the space time continuum, where he exploded. "Charles Barkley, eat your heart out" said Hottie.

"Epilogue"

As the author finishes this chapter, he fantasizes about what it would be like if the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness entered the real world (his world). To be continued...

Chapter 28

Little Mac (from Punch-Out!!) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Chopper Bunch has joined the Empire of darkness. Moments later, during a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in some random AU, Little Mac starts punching a whole lot of bad guys. First he beats up King Hippo from Captain N, then he beats up some EMOD Warfare Agents, then some Moblins, then some Chitauri, then some Kraang, then some, Cobra BATs, then some Foot Ninjas, then some Formless, then some Ogres (from Gummi Bears), then some Hunter Drones, then some Ultra Droids, the some G.O.D. Warfare Agents, then some Stardust Ninja Dustards, then some, Combat-Roids, then some Steel Clan robots, then some Kallish, then some Charrids, then some Riotroopers. Mario then gives Little Mac an Invincibility Leaf, which transforms him into "White Raccoon Little Mac". White Racoon Little Mac then clobbers Galvatron (all three of them), Megatron from Transformers Animated, King Ghidorah, King Dark and Kraang Prime, despite all of them being bigger than him. White Raccoon Little Mac then tries fighting Frieza but is no match, so Hottie sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Both Uni-Hottie With Lemon and White Raccoon Little Mac then take on Frieza. To make sure they overpower Uni-Hottie With Lemon uses a Super Bell to transform into "Cat Uni-Hottie With Lemon", she also use a Double Cherry to create a copy of herself. Despite Frieza putting up a good fight, he's still no match for the combined might of the two Uni-Hottie With Lemons and White Raccoon Little Mac. The three also take on Cathulhu... and defeat him within one minute. Uni-Girl also uses her unicorn horn to wish for Designated Dean to know karate (black belt level), who then takes out the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. After a long, hard epic fight, the Department of Hotness win yet another battle and drive the Empire of Darkness out of the random AU. To be continued...

Chapter 29

"Prologue"

Yesterday, after an intense battle against the Empire of Darkness, Egon Spengler (movie version) has been mortally wounded. To save Egon's life, Dr. McNinja uses both Mutagen and a lock of Time Lord hair that he borrowed from The Doctor. With the combination of ooze and The Doctor's hair, Egon has become a human/Time Lord hybrid and Regenerates into a new physical form, which looks an awful lot like famous voice actor, Maurice LaMarche.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, faced off against the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in Ooo. Halfway during the battle, a mysterois woman in a cloak walks up to Mario and says "give me some of those power-up thingies". That woman was none other than Betty Grof, the fiance of Simon Petrikov AKA the Ice King. She remove her cloak to reveal her transformation into "White Raccoon Betty", courtesy of the Invincibility Leaf, she also uses not one, but a hundred Double Cherries, to make 100 copies of herself. The 101 White Raccoon Bettys then take on King Ghidorah all at once, knocking him out instantly. Hottie then transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon and fuses with Axe Cop, in his Axe Cop With Lemon form, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Super Bat Boy, Hyno Monkey Boy and Zeke Greymon to form Hottie X7. Mikey Kudo then uses Final Xros on Hottie X7, fusing her with the rest of the Xros Heart United Army's Digimon, the Digimemories and every single Digimon in the Digital World to form "Hottie X7 Superior Mode". This version of Hottie X7 Superior Mode was different from the one in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World as she resembled Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon but with Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode's chest armor and wings. All of the bad guys try to clobber Hottie X7 Superior Mode but they can't even lay a finger on her, she then uses her massive power to defeat all the members of the Empire of Darkness present in Ooo without breaking a sweat. To be continued...

Chapter 30

"Prologue"

In the land of Ooo, after the events of Chapter 24 (which was a Valentine special), Finn and Rebecca (the daughter of the President of New Washington, the last human city in Ooo) have become a couple while at the same time in the 2012 TMNT universe, Spinter and Julie, who happens to be blind, have also become a couple while at the same time, in the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham and Sayla Lacroa, who's from Neo-Japan, have also become a couple.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness fought the Empire of Darkness in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe. Halfway during the battle, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo arrives a gives Hottie his Super Jacket, the one he wears to become Super Bobobo, "Here, take my jacket, I don't need it anymore on the count of my show got cancelled" said Bobobo, he then ran off. Hottie then put on the jacket, which endows her with new abilities. Hottie then maks her golden axe transform into a golden AA-12 shotgun that shoots gold rounds. Hottie then blows away a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents with the golden A-12. Hottie then transforms the golden AA-12 back into a golden axe, she then sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon, "I wished I was a master swordswoman" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicor horn, she then makes her golden lemon axe transform into a golden lemon katana. She then sliced up all the EMOD Warfare Agents, as well as a few Vehicons and Steel Clan robots. Uni-Hottie With Lemon then goes up against Frieza, she uses her version of Super Kaioken, which involves Hottie using Kaioken in her Uni-Hottie With Lemon Form, while Frieza puts up a decent fight, he is no match for Uni-Hottie With Lemon and her Super Kaioken. After a long hard battle, the Empire of Darkness is driven out of the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe, also Hottie has a new jacket. To be continued...

Chapter 31

The Simpsons have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time Mr. Burns has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Hottie has now started wearing the super suit she wore in her final battle with Pixie Furmanovsky in Burning Ambition (the second Hottie novel) but with a few differences. Instead of wearing a crimson Ruffian blazer with black backpack straps on her shoulders, she wore her Super Jacket given to her by Bobobo in the last chapter. And instead of white Stella McCarthy wide-rim sunglasses, she wore the same pair of Triangle Shades as Kamina. She also wore a new utility belt with her new super suit that resembles the same one worn by Batman from the New 52 comics only pink. The rest of her super suit is unchanged and, as seen in Burning Ambition, consists of a red pilots hat with a flaming H where the airline symbol would have been, a short white Nike tennis skirt, motorcycle boots, pink dog tags around her neck and a white tank top emblazoned with the same burning H as on her hat. She also wore blue tights with her super suit to give her look a sort of Superman vibe. And, as usual, she carried around her golden fireman axe. The new and improved Hottie leads the Department of Hotness in a battle against the Empire of Darkness in Trenzalore in the Whoniverse. "Wow! We are actually fighting on Teenzalore in the Doctor Who universe, these adventures keep getting better and better" said Linkara who was a huge Doctor Who fan. Hottie sucked on a lemon and transformed into "Uni-Hottie With Lemon". Then, after doing some research on One Piece on the internet, did this, "I wish to master all 3 types of Haki" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicorn horn. And then like that, Hottie got new powers, the three types of Haki. The Hammer Bros tried throwing their hammers at Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she simply dodges them all using her Kenbunshoku Haki. Frieza used his Death Saucer technique on Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she uses her Busoshoku Haki to make herself invulnerable to the attack. Then finally, a horde of Goombas tried tackling Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she simply knocked all of them out unconscious by using Haoshoku Haki, the rarest type of Haki. The rest of the Department of Hotness then took on the rest of the Empire of Darkness. After a long hard battle, the Empire of Darkness is driven off of Trenzalore, as well at the Whoniverse. To be continued...

Chapter 32

The Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness New Salem in the Monster High universe. The town is in ruin and hundreds of Normies are killed by the Empire. Both Pearl and Amethyst use Gold Flowers to transform into "Gold Pearl" and "Gold Amethyst", who then starts shooting fireballs at a bunch MK-II Foot Soldiers, who dissolves into gold coins. Then out of nowhere, King Ghidorah arrives and starts causing even more damage to the already devastated New Salem and killing even more Normies. Gold Pearl and Gold Amethyst then fuse into "Gold Opal", who then eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to King Ghidorah's size. Gold Opal then starts shooting gold fireballs at King Ghidorah, which causes him to bleed gold coins. Hottie sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon, she pulls out a flask filled with Gummiberry Juice out of her utility belt and drinks it, thus gaining temporary super strength, she then uses her Super Kaio-ken to take out the Ginyu Force. Axe Cop, with his axe in one hand and Axe Cop Swinger 2008 in his other hand, then started chopping off the heads of a lot of Steel Clan robots, "I will chop your heads off!" said Axe Cop as he chop their heads off with both axes. Axe Cop then sucked on a lemon and transformed into "Super Axe Cop With Lemon", a more powerful version of Axe Cop With Lemon, also he has lemon wedges in both axes. Super Axe Cop With Lemon then has Wexter breathe fire on him, transforming him into "Super Axe Cop With Lemon Fire", who then used his fire breath to incinerate a whole lot of EMOD Warfare Agents. Super Bat Boy and Hypno Monkey Boy, who now had axes, each sucked on a lemon and transformed into "Super Bat Boy With Lemon" and Hypno Monkey Boy With Lemon With Lemon" who then started throwing lemons at a bunch of Foot Soldiers (robotic 1987 versions). Ralph Wrinkles and Wexter each used a Gold Flower and transformed into "Gold Ralph Wrinkles" and Gold Wexter", who then started shooting golden fireballs at the remaining Foot Soldiers, who dissolved into gold coins. Super Axe Cop With Lemon Fire, Super Bat Boy With Lemon, Hypno Monkey Boy With Lemon, Gold Ralph Wrinkles and Gold Wexter then performed Ultro Power with each other and fused into "Gold Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Cop Familsauras Rex Wrinkle With Lemon Fire", a more powerful version of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Cop Familsauras Rex Wrinkles. Gold Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batman Axe Cop Familsauras Rex Wrinkle With Lemon Fire then uses his machine gun arms and golden fire breath to take out every single Mecha Mook, dissolving them all into gold coins. After a long hard intense battle, the Empire of Darkness is driven out of New Salem. "I wish for everyone killed by the Empire of Darkness in New Salem to be brought back to life" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon with her unicorn, then just like that, everyone killed in New Salem is brought back to life and everyone cheers for their heroes, the Dapartment of Hotness and their leader, Hottie. To be continued....

Chapter 33

"Prologue"

March 2, 2014: The Continuity Force, a mysterious force that makes fiction stay in canon, erases the memories of the cast of 2012 TMNT cartoon of ever meeting their 1987 counterparts, which is the reason they never recognized them in the episode "The Manhattan Project". The cast of the 2012 cartoon were then sent to the Prime Zone so that Nicole could restore their memories one at a time.

"Act II"

Present day: Lavasaurus (from Axe Cop: Bad Guy Earth) has been made an honorary member of the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, all of the "Let It Go" videos on YouTube have formed into a monster called the "Meme Monster". The Meme Monster is similar to the Countdown Monster from Atop the 4th Wall only bigger (about the size of Godzilla) and made of those "Let It Go" videos people made on YouTube. The Empire of Darkness then gains control of this monsters onto and sends him on a rampage in the Channel Awesome Universe, the Nostalgia Critic sees the destruction first hand "I knew this would happen once they started making those f***ing Let It Go videos" said the Nostalgia Critic. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to save the day. Hottie pulls a bull potion out of her utility belt. As Hottie drank the bull potion, Lavasaurus spit hot lava on her, she became "Hottie Lava Bull", complete with a battle axe. Hottie Lava Bull resembles Hottie but with bull horns. Hottie Lava Bull had the power to create, control, and transform into magma at will. As Hottie Lava Bull, Hottie's golden fireman axe transformed into a golden battle axe. Hottie Lava Bull then pulled a Pac-Zilla Berry out of her utility belt, ate it and grew to gigantic size. Hottie Lava Bull then fought the Meme Monster, Godzilla and Megas, Kamen Rider J, Kamen Rider Decade (in his Jumbo Formation) also join the fight. Hottie Lava Bull shoots lava out of her hands, Godzilla uses his thermonuclear breath, Megas uses it's laser guns, Decade uses his Ride Booker and Kamen Rider J uses his bare hands. Queen Elsa, who's also sick and tired of all those Let It Go videos on YouTube, also helps out by using the Power of Rock. Elsa, with a little help from Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr, sings The Beatles Song "I Saw Her Standing There". The song weakens the Meme Monster. Hottie Lava Bull then finishes the Meme Monster off by transforming her fist into pure lava before throwing it forward, like an over-sized rocket. The attack doesn't kill the Meme Monster, but rather shrink down to tiny size, who then gets sealed in a jar by Elsa herself. "Yay! Hottie saved the world even though half the city's destroyed! but who gives a s*** Hottie saved the world!" cheered the Nostalgia Critic. To be continued...

Chapter 34

"Act I"

Emperor Dark orders the Chopper Bunch to steal all of (or most) of the Department of Hotness' Power-Ups & Power-Up food and replace them with objects that corrupts them and turn them evil. The Empire's evil scheme might have worked if not for one thing... Chopper ended up losing them all while betting with them at a casino in Las Vegas. "Itoldja! Itoldja!" said Scrambles, "I know! I KNOW!!" said Chopper.

"Act II"

The Powerpuff Girls from Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Darkstar Council have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness launches an all out invasion on Megaville in the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi-verse. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to retaliate. An epic battle ensues. The PPGD Powerpuff Girls team up with their original counterparts and take down an entire army of EMOD Warfare Agents with ease. Hottie drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus breathe fire onher, transforming her into Hottie Lava Bull, who then sucks on a leon and transforms into "Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon". Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then transforms her left arm into magma, which then transforms into an arm cannon made of magma. The magma arm cannon could shoot lemon grenades. Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then shoots lemon grenades at the remaining EMOD Warfare Agents. Hottie With Lava Bull With Lemon Then goes up against Bell. Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then uses her Super Kaioken to fight Bell. While Bell is a formidable fighter, she is no match for Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon. After a long hard battle, the Empire is driven out of Megaville. And so one again the day is saved thanks to the Department of Hotness. To be continued...

chapter 35

"Prologue"

Carmen wasn't always the bad person she was today. Long before the events of the first Hottie novel, And when Carmen was a child, her mom left her inventor husband because he was too busy inventing to pay any attention to. Carmen never saw her mom again. And if that weren't enough, every time Carmen wanted to spend time with her father, he was too busy. By the time she was 13, Carmen snapped, went insane and burned someone's house down. Whe the police came to arrest Carmen for arson and attempted murder, she simply used her father's latest creation, a pair of contact lenses that could strip away other people's identities and allowed the wearer to implant their thoughts and suggestions into them with just one glance, to use a sort of mind trick to convince the cops that she was innocent. Carmen then got the idea to use these contacts to get whatever she wanted.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness went to the Dragony Dragon Witch's castle in the Axe Cop universe so that the Dragony Dragon Witch could turn Lavasaurus into a dragon, which she did. Lavasaurus now had the power to transform back and forth from a dinosaur to a dragon with rocket wings. The new and improved Lavasaurus came in handy as the Empire of Darkness had just started invading the Axe Cop-verse. Hottie pulls her unicorn horn (that she detached from her head in her Hottie With Lemon form for unknown reasons) out of her utility belt and puts it on her head, drinks bull potion, sucks on a lemon and has Lavasaurus spit lava on her, transforming her into "Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon". Uni-Avocado Lad used him unicorn horn to make a wish, "I wish for my ghost form to have triceratops horns, but none on my nose, with a T-rex head and torso with dragon wings" wished Uni-Avocado Lad, and so he became "Drag-Tri-Ghostasaurus Rex". Wexter also drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus spit lava on him, transforming him into "Wexter Lava Bull", who has bull horns, is red and has the power to spit lava. Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon, Drag-Tri-Ghostasaurus Rex and Wexter Lava Bull then take down a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents without breaking a sweat. Drag-TriGhostasaurus Rex uses fire breathe while both Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon and Wexter Lava Bull used combined lava-based attacks. Uni-Hottie Lava With Lemon also rode of Lavasaurus in his dragon form, thus making her a dragon rider. Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon and Lavasaurus then went into outer space (don't ask how they're breathing in space) and fight a whole armada of EMOD Starfighters using lava-based attacks. They also fought against Orbital Assault Carriers, Scarran Predators and Steel Clan robots. In the end the Empire of Darkness is driven out of the Axe Cop-verse.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, on board the Cityship, Carmen, while sitting on her throne, pulls out an old photo of her mother. "...mother" said Carmen in a soft voice as she shed a single tear. To be continued...

Chapter 36

EMOD Scientists have created a deadly new type of Mecha Mook called the EMOD Ninja. The EMOD Ninjas resemble the Mark II Foot Soldiers from Turtles Forever except they are completely black, have red eyes and have EMOD insignia on their chest. Also, these EMOD Ninja had the ability to learn from and quickly adapt to their foes' Martial Arts moves, just like the 2012 Foot-Bots. In the addition to the EMOD Ninjas, the Empire of Darkness started freeing and recruiting criminals in jail throughout Earth in the 2012 TMNT universe and, with mutagen, started creating a mutant army consisting of humans transformed into mutant akitas, fish and tigers (picture an mass produced army of Dogponds, Fishfaces and Tiger Claws). The tiger army wear uniforms that made them look like Nazi stormtrooper only instead of a swastikas on their armbands they had the EMOD insignia on them, the akita army also had the same kind of armband. Emperor Dark, while commanding the Technodrome (Turtle Forever version, then leads the new army on an attack in New York City just to test them out. Both the Technodrome, EMOD Ninjas and Mutant EMOD Combatmen ravage New York, killing hundreds. The National Guard tries to retaliate only to get wiped out. All hope seems o be lost... that is until the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie riding on Lavasaurus in dragon mode, arrive to save the day. Hottie sucks on a lemon, put's a unicorn horn on her head, uses a Gold Flower, drinks bull potion and has Lavasausus, transforming her into "Gold Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon", who then starts shooting golden fireballs at the EMOD Ninjas, dissolving them all into coins. The rest of the Department of Hotness then take on the Mutant EMOD Combatmen. While the Mutant EMOD Combatmen puts up a good fight, they are simply no match for the combined might of the Department of Hotness. Godzilla then takes the Technodrome and throws it like a volleyball into space, "You have got to be kidding me!" screamed Emperor Dark. In the end Gold Uni-Hottie Lava Bull With Lemon then uses her unicorn horn to restore New York and revive everyone killed by the Empire of Darkness, "I wish for both New York to be restored and everyone who was killed by E.M.O.D. to be brought back to life" wished Hottie. To be continued....

Chapter 37

"Act I"

Archie, Jughead, Reggie, Betty, Veronica and Hot Dog from Archie Comics have recently joined the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Cityship, Carmen has hired a bounty hunter named Sir Kill-A-Lot to eliminate Hottie. Sir Kill-A-Lot resembled a armored knight wearing a jetpack. Meanwhile, halfway during another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in Riverdale, Sir Kill-A-Lot arrives and fights Hottie. Hottie then uses an Ice Flower and transforms into Ice Hottie, gaining the power of both fire and ice. Ice Hottie then fought Sir Kill-A-Lot. Although Sir Kill-A-lot was a formitable fight, Hottie had superpowers and he didn't, Hottie then shoots ice balls at Sir Kill-A-Lot, freezing him in place.

"Act II"

In Amity Park in the Danny Phantom universe, Vlad Masters AKA Vlad Plasmius seeks vengeance on both Danny Phantom and his father, well mostly his father since he left him in space to die. Vlad searches for Sam Manson's house, gunning down four children with a machine gun before ordering a squadron of EMOD Warfare Agents to to "tear this place apart." He then proceeds to kill dozens of bystanders and neighbors on his way to the Manson residence, where he kills Sam's parents before Vlad attacks Sam. On the street, the police arrive, but are brutally attacked by Apollo Geist, who promptly slaughters ten officers. At the Manson residence, the Mother Fucker and two of his men beat Sam with a crowbar, sending her into a coma, before fleeing from the house and join up with Apollo Geist. Vlad Master then goes to Tucker's house and kills Tucker and his family. Next Vlad hads to Famer City, Illinois and murders Grandma and Grandpa Fenton (Jack Fenton's parents) in cold blood and take a picture of their corpses so that he can show it to Jack. The next day, Danny visits Sam, who's still in a coma, in the hospital and promises to make Vlad pay "I swear, I will will make him pay for everything he's done" said Danny. Jack then discovers a envelope in the mailbox, when he opens it,he horrified to see what's inside, a picture of his murdered parents and a note "Revenge is coming! sign Vlad Masters" said the note. Jack then crunches the note with his fist in anger. "Jack! come inside now! said a anguished Maddie "You won't believe what's on the news! It's horrifying! Jack, Maddie and Jazz were then watching the news about Vlad Masters and his killing spree. "I can't watch this!" cried Jazz as she ran to her room. "Vlad will pay" said Jack in anger. To be continued in chapter 38.....

Chapter 38

"Prologue"

Last time on Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Vlad Plasmius kills a bunch of people and sends Sam Mansonin a coma. Now half of Emity Park has been killed by Vlad Plasmius. Jack Fenton, while wearing powered armor and Vlad Plasmius then fought to the death on the rooftop of a building. Jack won and was prepared to kill Vlad but decided to spare his life. In the end Hottie arrived and used the unicorn horn in her utility belt to wish for everyone killed by Vlad to be brought back to life, as well as bring Sam out of her coma.

"Act II"

The Empire of Darkness has hijacked The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon wile it's on the air. Unfortunate for them, Jimmy Fallon's a member of the Department of Hotness and pushes a button under his desk to signal for them. Moments later the Department of Hotness arrives and an epic battle ensues, and the most epic part is that cameras are still rolling meaning everyone at home watching The Tonight Show is watching the battle. Jimmy Fallon uses a Super Bell (as seen in Super Mario 3D World) to transform into "Cat Jimmy Fallon, he also uses four Double Cherries to spawn up to five doubles of himself "I'll fight every bad guy!" said all five Cat Jimmy Fallons. Queen Elsa and Princess Anna also uses Power-Ups. Elsa uses a Fire Flower to transform into "Fire Elsa", thus gaining power over over both fire and ice, while Anna uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform into "White Raccoon Anna. The Roots then perform the song "Let It Go" while both Fire Elsa and White Raccoon Anna kick bad guy butt, and doing it on TV. "The cold never bothered me anyways, and neither does the heat" said Fire Elsa as she clobbers a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Then finally, Hottie performs a new Power-Up combo, she sucks on a lemon, puts a unicorn horn on her head and uses Invincibility Leaf. This combo transforms Hottie into "White Raccoon Uni-Hottie With Lemon". And if that wasn't enough Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien arrived and was armed with the same kind of weapons used in The Expendables. The ghosts of Steve Allen, Jack Parr and Johnny Carson also joined the fight. The combined might of White Raccoon Uni-Hottie With Lemon, All five Cat Jimmy Fallons, Fire Elsa, White Raccoon Anna, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, Steve Allen, Jack Parr and Johnny Carson then went up against Emperor Dark, General Zol and Kamen Rider Nega Decade... and mops the floor with them within minutes. In the end, The Empire is driven out of NBC studios and The Tonight Show get's the highest rating it's ever gotten. To be continued...

Chapter 39

"Prologue"

The New Directions from Glee have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Sue Sylvester and Neo-Shocker from Skyrider have recently joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Hottie has modified her hat, replacing the flaming H emblem with her unicorn horn. In case you don't know, the unicorn horn boosts Hottie's power, as well giving her the power to grant wishes.

"Act II"

"(Clip from Monty Python's Flying Circus) John Cleese: And now for something completely different"

Hottie (while singing): The volcano erupts on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the Queen

The wind is howling like this swirling eruption inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know

Let it burn, let it burn Can't hold it back anymore Let it burn, let it burn Turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say Let the eruption rage on The heat never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free

Let it burn, let it burn I am one with the wind and sky Let it burn, let it burn You'll never see me cry Here I stand and here I'll stay Let the eruption rage on

My power ignites through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in molton lava all around And one thought explodes like an fiery blast I'm never going back. The past is in the past

Let it burn, let it burn And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it burn, let it burn That average girl is gone Here I stand in the light of day Let the eruption rage on The heat never bothered me anyway

To be continued....

Chapter 40

John Cena joins the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Vince McMahon has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Dark Legion, AKA the Albion Dark Egg Legion, led by Lien-Da have somehow escaped from the zone they were banished in. Carmen recruits them, makes them The Empire's primary army, replacing the EMOD Warfare Agents, and re-names them the "Dark EMOD Legion". Also, Lien-Da becomes Emperor Dark's new 2nd-in-command, replacing General Zol. "...welcome to the Empire of Darkness" said Carmen as she shook Lien-Da's hand. Lien-Da also makes Kamen Rider Nega Decade her Kommissar. Meanwhile, The Dark EMOD Legion is sent to the Mixels universe to conquer it. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop them. "Mechanauts, attack!" said Lara-Su as she sends in a horde of Mechanauts (who haven't been seen since issue 3 of Archie Knuckles the Echidna) to attack our heroes, John Cena body slams a couple of them while Hottie ignites her fist and performs an attack similar to the North Star Hundred Cracks Fist (from Fist of the North Star) to punch out a whole bunch of Mechanauts, "ATATATATATATATA!" shouts Hottie as she punches Mechanauts. Queen Elsa creates an axe of ice and chops up a bunch of Mechanaut heads with ease "I'll chop your heads off!" said Elsa, borrowing the catchphrase from Axe Cop, as she chops their heads off. Elsa also sucks on a lemon and transforms into "Elsa With Lemon", who then starts throwing lemon grenades at a bunch of Mechanauts. Kamek arrives and uses his magic to enlarge one of the Mechanauts. Luckily Godzilla arrives and clobbers the Mechanaut into submission, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla. After a long hard battle, the Dark EMOD are defeated. Lien-Da tries to escape but Hottie jumps in front of her whips out two hands up towards Lien-da's waist, shooting out flames that neatly severed her belt, thus making her pants pall down and exposing her panties, "Hey!" said an embarrassed Lien-Da.

Chapter 41

"Prologue"

A few days ago, the Department of Hotness were introduced to the Crystal Gem, Diamond. Diamond is a snobby bossy girl who demands attention and thinks that they are all that. But Diamond is actually one of the most powerful Gems, so she is all that. She just loves to brag about it to everyone. And her gem is her lips, (if that's even possible) and she summons her weapon, which is a bow, by blowing a kiss. The next day, our heroes are introduced to Sapphire, Diamond's boyfriend and the first male Gem even encountered to our heroes, other than Steven Universe, who is half-Gem. His nickname is Sapph and Diamond calls him Sapphie. His Gem is under his right armpit and he has a semi-automatic machine gun for a weapon (it doesn't shoot bullets, they're more like light lasers or something). He also carries around other weapons like grenades and knifes... he's kind of a weapon expert. His personality is that he's extremely loud and obnoxious. He's a total ladies man and a perv. He's messy and very lazy, and he just gets on everyone's nerves.

"Act II"

Leeron Litner has invented a new Dai-Gun, the "Super Arc-Gurren", It resembles the Arc-Gurren only it's gold-colored. Hottie and Chuck Norris, while co-piloting Grapearl Lagann piloting the Super Arc-Gurren, then decide to test it out when a giant remote controlled robot named "King Gong MK-II" ravaged Beach City in the Steven Universe universe. The robot was remote controlled by Lien-Da, leader of the Dark EMOD Legion. Grapearl Lagann then merges it's Spiral power with the Super Arc-Gurren, transforming it into "Super Grapearl Lagann", which resembles Arc-Gurren Lagann, only it gold-colored and it wears Triangle Shades just like Gurren. The battle then begins. While King Gong puts up a good fight, it is simply no match for Arc-Gurren Lagann's massive power. "The Crystal Gems, including Diamond and Sapphire, watch the battle from the Crystal Temple. "Hey I wanna join the fight" said Diamond as she ran off to the battlefield, ate a Pac-Zilla Berry and grew to gigantic size. King Gong uses it's laser cannon on Diamond but Diamond blocked the laser by transforming her hands into strong sharp diamonds, using them as a shield. Diamond then blows a kiss, summoning her bow, a shoots an energy arrow into King Gong's arm. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes King Gong off with the Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch, punching it to the far end of the space time continuum, where it exploded.

"Epilogue"

Diamond (breaking the 4th wall): Hi everybody! It me, Diamond, the best Crystal Gem, as well as most popular and beautiful character in this fan fiction... Hey! Pay attention to me, I'm the best Crystal Gem!

To be continued....

Diamond: HEY! I'm not done being adored yet!

Chapter 42

The New Kids on the Block have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie has once again donned a new super suit. This new super suit resembled Raven's Lady Legasus getup only instead of a logo of a golden leg, her leotard has a flaming H on the front. Hottie also wears her Super Jacket, a pink utility belt, a blue wig (to conceal her secret identity in her home universe) and a pair of Triangle Shades that resembles the ones worn by Kamina only golden with her new super suit. Meanwhile, Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon fights alongside Diamond and the New Kids on the Block against Emperor Dark and the Dark EMOD Legion in some random AU. The New Kids on the Block use the "Power of Rock" to blow the heads of a bunch of Mechanoids, as well as cause malfunctions in the implants of a few Dark Legion troops. "I wish for the New Kids on the Block to each have an Axe Cop Swinger 2008 axe" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicorn horn, the New Kids on the Block then each received their own Axe Cop Swinger 2008 axe, "Now chop up the bad guys, New Kids on the Block!" said Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Moments later, Mechanoid heads started flying. Diamond then faces off against Lien-Da, "Hi, I'm Diamond and I'm way more prettier then you" said the egotistical Diamond to Lien-Da, "Oh, Now I'm really gonna hurt you" said an angry Lien-Da as she uses her whip but the whip doesn't harm Diamond as she turns her entire body into Diamond, blocking the attack. Then finaly, Uni-Hottie With Lemon then sets her leg on fire and performs a kicking attack similar to Diable Jamble from One Piece, demolishing the remaining Mechanoids. After a long hard battle, the Department of Hotness have once again won another battle. "Retreat!" shouts Emperor Dark as he and the Dark EMOD Legion beam back aboard the Cityship orbiting Earth in space. "We did it!" cheered Jonathan Knight, "No, I did it" said a vain Diamond. To be continued...

Chapter 43

Present day: Carmen has obtained the Infinity Gauntlet all six Infinity Gems. "I wish for the Infinity Gauntlet to be used outside of the Earth-616" wished Carmen using one of her unicorn horns. And just like that she kills all the members of the Department of Hotness, including Hottie. With the Department of Hotness exterminated Carmen leads the Empire of Darkness in an all out invasion throughout the Omniverse. Innocent people get killed or Legionized and alternate Earths get conquered or blown up by the Cityship's planet-destroying laser

December 31st, 2014: Eight months and thirty days later, Carmen is now God Empress of the entire Omniverse minus Earth Prime (our world) in Multiverse Prime. Humanity of infinite Earths is on the verge of Extinction. Sentient lifeforms that haven't been killed have been Legionized against their wills. A massive portal has been constructed that leads directly to our universe. As the portal open an entire armada prepares to enter it. This is the final chapter and the bad guys have won. The end.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

"Epilogue"

Hottie has now started wielding many weapons other than her golden axe. Other weapons include the Hotarang, a boomerang made of gold, three Katanas made of gold, a golden gun that shoots gold bullets and a circular shield made of a gold-Adamantium-Vibranium alloy. All these weapons are made from gold from the Axe Cop universe. With all these weapons, Hottie has become a "Multi-Melee Master". To be continued....

Chapter 44

"Prologue"

Five years ago: Alison Cole's got it all: She's gorgeous, dating a steamy surfer boy, and has just been crowned Beverly Hills High Freshman Class President. Then during a special "symmetry" surgery, a lightning bolt zaps her, and Alison instantly transforms into Hottie - that is, a totally sizzling superhero with the power to shoot fire from her fingers. Shunned as a Pyro-Freak, Alison must adopt dorky David Eels as her crime-fighting sidekick. Worse, she's falling for the one guy who wants to "extinguish" her forever, Junior Class President of Cuteness - and wannabe firefighter - T. Hull. But she doesn't realize that a supervillain's lurking.... Has Hottie met her match?

"Act II"

Present day: Chris Carter & the Goop-Mandos (from Creepy Crawlers) and Space Ghost, Zorak & Moltar (from Space Ghost Coast to Coast) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Professor Googengrime joins the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Alison Cole and her friends just came back from Alison's birthday, she turned 19. While Alison was gone, Kamina was left in charge of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. As soon as Alison beamed aboard the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, she quickly changed into Hottie. The rest of Hottie's friends, minus Designated Dean who didn't have a superhero alter ego, also changed into their superhero alter egos. "Here, I made a new Axe for you" said Uni-Man to Hottie. This new axe was made of a gold-Vibranium alloy, the gold used to make the allow, like all of Hottie's weapons, was from the Axe Cop universe. Meanwhile, Beverly Hills get's rampaged by a young girl who had been Legionized, it was none other than Pixie Furmanovski, the main villain of Burning Ambition (the 2nd Hottie novel). Pixie's implants gave her electrokinesis. Pixie, who led an army of Mechanoids, was chasing after Treasure Spinney, eighteen-year-old (in the book she was thirteen), huggable, teenybopper tomboy who played Sunday Mundy on the hit show "Signal Hill". "Get away from me you freak! Do you know who I am!?" said Treasure, "You will be Legionized, resistance is futile" said Pixie, "No! I'm too pretty to Legionized!... whatever that is" said Treasure. Then out of nowhere the Department of Hotness arrives at Beverly Hills to save the day. Hottie then confronts Pixie and instantly recognizes her, "I remember you, you're Pixie" said Hottie. "Mechanoids, attack!" shouted Pixie. Space Ghost uses his Power Bands to shoot energy basts at a bunch of Mechanoids, "Oh yeah, still got it, baby" said Space Ghost. The Goop-Mandos also fought some Mechanoids, but were almost out of power as the bulb full of slime in their stomachs almost completely dripped to the bottom, luckily Twilight Sparkle used her unicorn telekinesis to raise it all up. The fully charged Goop-Mandos then then clobbered the remaining Mechanoids with ease. Hottie then confronted Pixie and prepared to fight her. Hottie sucked on a lemon and transformed into Hottie With Lemon, she then pulled her unicorn horn out of her utility belt, placed it on her head and transformed into Uni-Hottie With Lemon. Pixie tries shooting lightning at Uni-Hottie With Lemon but she blocks the attack with a force field. "I wish Pixie was De-Legionized" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon, and just like that, Pixie was back to normal. "Wha, what happened" said a confused Pixie, "you've been turned into into a mind controlled cyborg, but don't worry, I turned you back to normal using my unicorn horn" said Uni-Hottie With Lemon, "...you have unicorn horn now?" said Pixie. To be continued...

Chapter 45

"Prologue"

It turns out that HYDRA (from the arvel Cinematic Universe) have been members of the Empire of Darkness this whole time, thus making Carmen responsible for everything bad happening in the movie "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", as well as the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode "Turn, Turn, Turn". And if that wasn't enough, the Empire have recently been sponsoring the Yggdrasil Corporation for their Lockseed research.

"Act II"

Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere and uses her Cosmic Retcon powers to change Kellyn Levy's superhero origin... then disappears after that. "What just happened?" said Kellyn?, I don't know said Dorinda Galen. Kellyn is now no longer Jill Frost, she is now "Marvelous Woman". In Kellyn's retconned story, she never got Bad Jack Frost's blood on her, instead she got Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon's blood mouth during a fight with Bad Jack Frost, thus gaining all of his powers. Meanwhile, by mixing Goop with a centipede and human DNA, Professor Googengrime has created a new Crime Grime monster, "The Human Centipede" (not to be confused with the movie of the same name). The Human Centipede has the body of a giant centipede and the head of a human. Emperor Dark then sends the Human Centipede and a squadron of Mechanoids to some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive in time. The Department of Hotness face off against the horde of Trashtors, both sides are equal in numbers. A few minutes later, the Trashtors are all destroyed. Marvelous Girl then goes up against the Human Centipede... and takes him out without breaking a sweat. Hottie then takes down the Human Centipede by lighting her foot on fire and doing a Rider Kick-like flying side kick, making him explode. Kamek then arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Human Centipede. Hottie then hops inside Super Grapearl Lagann while at the same time, Marvelous Girl eats a Paczilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo are also there to join the battle. Although the Human Centipede puts up a good fight, he his clearly no match for the combined might of Super Grapearl Lagann, Marvelous Girl, Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes the Human Centipede off using the Giga Drill Break "Giga Drill BREAKER!!!!" shouts Hottie as she makes Super Grapearl Lagann form a massive drill from it arm and uses it on the Human Centipede. The attack causes the Human Centipede to shrink down to tiny size, tiny enough to fit in a jar, which Chris Carter puts him in. To be continued....

Chapter 46

"Prologue"

It turns out that Baron Wolfgang von Strucker, the current leader of HYDRA, has been an agent of the Empire of Darkness this whole time, thus making Carmen responsible for everything bad happening in the movie "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", as well as the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode "Turn, Turn, Turn". And if that wasn't enough, the Empire have recently been sponsoring the Yggdrasil Corporation for their Lockseed research.

"Act II"

Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere and uses her Cosmic Retcon powers to change Kellyn Levy's superhero origin... then disappears after that. "What just happened?" said Kellyn?, I don't know said Dorinda Galen. Kellyn is now no longer Jill Frost, she is now "Marvelous Woman". In Kellyn's retconned story, she never got Bad Jack Frost's blood on her, instead she got Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon's blood mouth during a fight with Bad Jack Frost, thus gaining all of his powers. Meanwhile, by mixing Goop with a centipede and human DNA, Professor Googengrime has created a new Crime Grime monster, "The Human Centipede" (not to be confused with the movie of the same name). The Human Centipede has the body of a giant centipede and the head of a human. Emperor Dark then sends the Human Centipede and a squadron of Mechanoids to some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive in time. The Department of Hotness face off against the horde of Trashtors, both sides are equal in numbers. A few minutes later, the Trashtors are all destroyed. Marvelous Girl then goes up against the Human Centipede... and takes him out without breaking a sweat. Hottie then takes down the Human Centipede by lighting her foot on fire and doing a Rider Kick-like flying side kick, making him explode. Kamek then arrives and uses his magic to revive and enlarge the Human Centipede. Hottie then hops inside Super Grapearl Lagann while at the same time, Marvelous Girl eats a Paczilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo are also there to join the battle. Although the Human Centipede puts up a good fight, he his clearly no match for the combined might of Super Grapearl Lagann, Marvelous Girl, Godzilla, Megas, Great Mazinger and Getter Robo. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes the Human Centipede off using the Giga Drill Break "Giga Drill BREAKER!!!!" shouts Hottie as she makes Super Grapearl Lagann form a massive drill from it arm and uses it on the Human Centipede. The attack causes the Human Centipede to shrink down to tiny size, tiny enough to fit in a jar, which Chris Carter puts him in. To be continued....

Chapter 47

Blankman and Other Guy have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Michael "The Suit" Minelli, The Joker and King K. Rool have joined the Empire of Darkness. Also, Julie, 2012 Spinter's blind girlfriend has become an honorary member of the Deprtment of Hotness. Meanwhile, our heroes visits Aberdale in the Clarence-verse in hopes of protecting it from an invasion from the Empire. While there, Steven Universe befriends Clarence. Moments later an armada of EMODW arships arrive to invade Amberdale, as well as the rest of the world. Luckily the Department of Hotness was prepared and retaliate. Our heroes also go up against a new Crime Grime monster "Bugdeusa", who resembled medusa but more attractive, has a spider's body for a lower half and millipedes for hair instead of snakes. Bugdeusa then shows off her evil power by shooting eye beams at Amy Gillis, turning her to stone, everyone was shocked. Bugdeusa then sends out an army of Mechanoids to ravage the town, Axe Cop and Linkara retaliates, "I will chop your heads off!" shouts Axe Cop as he chops off the heads of many Mechanoids with his axe, "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara as he knocks the blocks off of many Mechanoids' heads, Linkara also uses his magic gun to blast away the remaining Mechanoids. Bugdeusa then tries using her petrifying eye beams on Hottie but Hottie uses her shield to not only block the attack, but relect the attack right back at her, turning Bugdeusa to stone the process, Hottie then shoots a fireball at the petrified Bugdusa, shattering her to pieces. With Bugdeusa destroyed, Amy is brought back to normal. And then Kamek arrives to use his magic to revive and enlarge Bugdeusa. Hottie then hops into Grapearl Lagann, which hops into the Super Arc-Gurren, which becomes Super Grapearl Lagann. Godzilla also arrives to aide Super Grapearl Lagann in battle. Super Grapearl Godzilla then perform a combined attack on Bugdeusa, which involves Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Super Grapearl Lagann's arm cannon. The attack weakens Bugdeusa. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes off Bugdeusa with the Giga Drill Break. The attack causes Bugdeusa to shrink down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts the now tiny Bugdeusa in a jar. To be continued...

Chapter 48

Starscream (from Transformers: Prime) has joined the Empire of Darkness. It turns out that Starscream survived after his encounter with the Predacons by the end of Predacons Rising. Meanwhile, Tad DeCartoon shaves his beard off and starts dresses like the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who. Tad also wears a scarf similar to the 4th Doctor with his new getup. Meanwhile, by mixing the DNA of both a fish and a rat in the Magaic Maker, Professor Googengrime creates the Crime Grime, "Deutalios". Kamek has no need to use his magic to enlarge Deutalios as he is already gigantic. Emperor Dark then sends Deutalios to Middleton in the Disney Channel animated Universe to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to stop the monster. Both Hottie and Chuck Norris use Super Grapearl Lagann while Godzilla uses himself. Halfway during the epic battle, a redhead teenage girl wearing a high tech battle suit joins the fight. It was none other than Kim Possible herself. Wade has modified Kim's battle suit to grow her to gigantic size. "Mind if I help?" said Kim, "Sure" said Hottie. Super Grapearl Lagann, Godzilla and Kim Possible then proceeds to clobber Deutalios. The three use a combo attack that involves Super Grapearl Lagann shooting fire from it's fingertips, courtesy of Hottie's signature superpower, Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Kim's Mantis Kung Fu. The combo attack weakens Deutalios. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes Deutalios off with the Giga Drill Break, causing the monster to shrink down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts the tiny Deutalios in a jar. With the fight over, Kim shrinks back to normal size and walks off into the sunset. To be continued...

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile in the real world, some random guy is reading this very fan fiction. "With the fight over, Kim shrinks back to normal size and walks off into the sunset. To be continued..." said the reader while reading this chapter "...Kill the phonies. Kill the phonies!" said the reader. Meanwhile, on an episode Keeping Up With The Kardashians, "Today my sisters and I are gonna shop for underwear" said Kim Kardadashian, "Yaaay!" said the other Kardashians. "Can I go with you girls?" said the reader as he breaks into the set and guns everyone down. Then suddenly, Gary Busey wakes up. It turns out that this epilogue was just something Gary Busey dreamed up while sleeping. To be continued...

Chapter 49

"Prologue"

Victoros, was among the species of Avars, an omnipotent species charged with maintaining multiverses and universes, and Victoros was never given one and was instead shunned and felt lonely and wandered the void, away from his kind searching for one. And also, after the events of Hottie 3, in which Carmen and Zorndrek were separated with Carmen being sent into the void, coincidentally to the battle between the Victoros and Marvelous Man, before he retired and gave his mantle to Kellyn Levy, and Victoros tricked Carmen into helping him gain an edge over Marvelous Man. And later on, Victoros manages to temporarily triumph over Marvelous Man and take over the Omniverse, using his omnipotent powers to begin a reign of terror. Victoros was eventually defeated by the combined might of Marvelous Man, Tad C. DeCartoon & AoStH Sonic and banished him to the Crystal Citadel. After the events of the Adventure Time episode "Escape from the Citadel" Victoros managed to escape. On a side note, Victoros has the power to corrupt people and turn them evil, regardless of how good they are.

"Act II"

Bill & Ted (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures) have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Bill & Ted meet Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar and they become fast friends. Bill & Ted also meet Linkara. "Hey I reviewed your comic the other day" said Linkara, "EXCELLENT!" said Bill & Ted, and then they did some air guitar. Meanwhile Carmen has fired ll of the EMOD Scientists except one, whose name is Dr. Skull. Meanwhile, Carmen leaves the Cityship to take care of unknown matters. Carmen puts Emperor Dark in charge of the Cityship while she's gone. Meanwhile, by using the DNA of a cephalopod, Professor Googengrime creates the gigantic Crime Grime monster "Dogolas". Emperor Dark then sends Dogolas to The Chronicles of Amber-verse where the monster destroys everything in it's path. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to stop Dogolas. The one who go up against Dogolas is Super Grapearl Lagann, co-piloted by Hottie and Chuck Norris, Godzilla, a giant sized Angry Video Game Nerd, while wearing his Super NES armor, Neutro, piloted by Linkara, and giant sized version of Wayne Cambell, Garth Algar, Bill & Ted. Wayne, Garth, Bill & Ted got enlarged by eating Paczilla Power Berries, they also drunk some Gummiberry Juice. An epic battle soon ensued. Halfway during the battle, more heroes came to join the fight in the form of the "Mr. Ts of the Multiverse. Members include Mr. T, animated Mr. T, BA Baracus (from The A-Team), Clubber Lang (from Rocky III), Samson (from DC Cab) and Mr. T-Rex (from The Terrible Thunderlizards) The Mr. Ts of then ate some Paczilla Power Berries and grew to gigantic size, minus Mr. T-Rex who was a dinosaur therefore was already big. The Mr. Ts of the Multiverse then start to "Curb Stomp" the crap out of Dogolas without breaking a sweat. At one point animated Mr. T spins Dogolas around above his head. "We pity the fool that try to destroy mankind! said all of the Mr. Ts in unison. The rest of our heroes then perform a combined "Power Move" on Dogolas that involved Super Grapearl Lagann's fire blasts, Godzilla's thermonuclear breath, Super NES Angry Video Game Nerd's Super Scope, the giant sized version Wayne, Garth, Bill & Ted's karate chops, despite the fact that they don't know karate, and Neutro's Manly Punch, "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara. The Power Move weakens Dogolas. Super Grapearl Lagann then finishes off Dogolas with the Giga Drill Break, which shrinks Dogolas down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts Dogolas in a jar. To be continued...

Chapter 50

"Prologue"

AoSth Sonic is back and he still looks and sounds like his modern day video game counterpart.. It turns out that his home universe has been rebooted by the Super Genesis Wave (see episode 16 of Hottie Presents). Also, Sonic has created a brand new Team sonic. Other than himself, the modern day version AoSth Tail and Knuckles the Echidna, new members include Chozen, Surly (from The Nut Job and Clarence, Sumo & Jeff (from Clarence). While not members of the Department of Hotness, Team Sonic have the same goal. Defend the Omniverse from the Empire of Darkness. Also, they travel the omniverse using Reality Travelers, the same kind invented by Rick Sanchez (from Rick & Morty). On an unrelated note, the Mr. Ts of the Multiverse also use Reality Travelers, that how they arrived at The Chronicles of Amber-verse in the last chapter.

"Act II"

Meanwhile, at what remains of the Crystal Citadel, the Empire of Darkness has conquered the entire dimension. Not only that, but the ruins/remains have been replaced with a floating city, which has been built at the center of the Crystal Citadel dimension, it's name is EMOD City and it is the new capital of the Empire. At the center of EMOD City was a tower, and that tower had a a throne room, and that throne room had a throne, and on that throne was none other than Carmen herself. Meanwhile, in the Pumpkin Hill Zone in Sonic's World in the Prime Zone during The Great Chaos Caper storyline, Charmy Bee meets a 7-year old girl bee. "Hi, my name is Aleah" said the little bee girl, "What's yours" "Um, Charmy" said Charmy. "Wow, she's really cute, I think I have a crush" said Charmy's thoughts. Thw two then spends some time together until the two are attacked by Fat Cat and his gang, who was sent by Emperor Dark to retrieve the Chaos Emeralds on this universe, which happens to be MacGuffins of the Omniverse. "Ah, maybe these two know where those Emerald things are" said Fat Cat as he grabbed Aleah Bee "Help!" shouted Aleah "Hey, let her go!" shouted Charmy. Charmy then grabbed some mud a threw in Fat Cat's face, who then dropped Aleah whom Charmy catched. "Why I outta.." said Fat Cat as he wiped the mud off of his face, but as soon as Fat Cat and his gang could do anything, the Chaotix arrived and drove Fat Cat and his gang away. "Yeah, you better run!" said Vector. "My hero" said Aleah as he kissed Charmy's cheek.

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, in the Adventure Time-verse, Martin and the escaped cosmic criminals are floating around in space. "Uh, how are we breathing?" said Martin. Then out of nowhere, Victoros appears. "How would you guys like to work for me?" said Victoros, "Eh sure, why not" said Martin. To be continued...

Chapter 51

Felix the Cat has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Duke of Zill, who hasn't been seen in 26 years, has joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, Rebecca, the daughter of the president of New Washington and Finn's new girlfriend has been made an honorary member of the Department of Hotness. Rebecca was horrified to see what happened to Finn's arm, "Finn! What happened to your arm!...and why is there a flower growing out of the stub?" said Rebecca, "it's a long story" said Finn. Meanwhile, Emperor Dark renames the Cityship "The Reckoning". Some time later the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fights the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark in The Dark Tower-verse. Our heroes face off against a horde of Cylinders, the Duke of Zill's robot army. Hottie pulls her golden axe axe of her utility belt, sucks on a lemon and transforms into Hottie With Lemon. Hottie With Lemon also eats a Flight Berry, gaining the power of flight, and drinks Gummiberry juice, gaining super strength. Hottie With Lemon then flies up into the air and bombards a bunch of Cylinders with Lemon Grenades. Hottie With Lemon also clobbers some Cylinders with her bare hands. Felix the Cat uses an Invincibility Leaf to transform into "White Raccoon Felix", who then takes down the remaining Cylinders just by running through them. After a long hard epic battle, the Empire of Darkness is defeated and driven out of The Dark Tower-verse. To be continued...

Chapter 52

"Act I"

The Department of Hotness arrive at the Malgus Cluster's Earth in order to help this world's resistance, led by Sari Sumdac, liberate their world from the Empire of Darkness' control while at the same time Team Sonic and the Mr. Ts of the Multiverse arrive at Earth-904913 in order to help this world's resistance, led by this universe's Iron Man, liberate their world from the Empire's control. Halfway during the "Battle of Earth-904913", the cavalry arrives in the form of every single Total Drama contestant (minus Alejandro, Duncan, Heather, Jo, Lightning, and Scott) that didn't join the Department of Hotness. They are led by Gwen and they pilot super robots named "Super Titans", which are like the Titans from Titanfall only they have Arm Cannons, are powered by Getter Rays, are made of Vibranium, are capable of flight and have built in Reality Travers (the same kind developed by Rick Sanchez). After a long hard battle in both worlds, both worlds have been liberated and Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, uses her unicorn horn to wish everyone killed in both worlds back to life "I wish for everyone killed by the Empire of Darkness in the Malgus Cluster Cluster and Earth-904913 to be brought back to life" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon, and just like that everyone killed by the Empire in both worlds have been brought back to life. After the battle, AoStH Sonic meets up with Sonic Prime (video game sonic) and Archie Comics Somic to share with them an old mix tape containing one of AoStH Sonic's favorite Earth songs, J.J. Jackson's But It's Alright. AoStH Sonic first heard the song during his adventures on Earth Minor during the late 90s & early 00s and took a liking to it. When the other two Sonics heard the song, they start to like it as well.

"Act II"

Sometime later, the Department of Hotness goes up against a single Cylinder... that has been enlarged by Kamek. Uni-Hottie With Lemon drinks some Gummiberry Juice and eats a Paczilla Berry, which causes her to grow to gigantic size. Godzilla, Voltron and the Super Robot, piloted by the Hyperforce. An epic battle ensues. Halfway during the battle, the Super Robot borrows Voltron's limbs. And just like that, Fist Rocket 3, Fist Rocket 4, Foot Crusher Cruiser 5 and Foot Crusher Cruiser 6 are replaced with the Red Lion, the Blue Lion, the Green Lion and the Yellow, thus forming Super Robotron. Uni-Hottie With Lemon, Godzilla and Super Robotron then take down the giant Cylinder with a Power Move that involves Uni-Hottie With Lemon's lemon grenades, Godzilla's thermonuclear breath and Super Robotron's Blazing Sword. The Power Move destroys the giant Cylinder. To be continued...

Chapter 53

While the Department of Hotness has liberated Malgus Cluster's Earth and Earth-904913, the Empire of Darkness has still conquered over a hundred universes throughout the omniverse. Each universe is ruled by a Dark EMOD Legion chapter and each Dark EMOD Legion chapter is controlled by a "Lt. Grandmaster". Also, all members of these Dark EMOD Legion chapter are subjected to the Legionization process. On an unrelated note, Dr. Skull has been replaced by a new mad scientist named Dr. Ricksano, who is basically a cross between Rick Sanchez (from Rick & Morty) and Dr. Insano (from The Spoony Experiment), also he dresses like Dr. Linksano (from Atop the 4th Wall). Meanwhile, by putting a rock, matches, and the combined DNA of a dragon and a lion in the Magic Maker, Professor Googengrime creates yet another Crime Grime monster, whose name is Firelion. Emperor Dark then unleashes Firelion at some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to stop the giant monster. Super Grapearl Lagann, piloted by Hottie and Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Voltron, Megas and Neutro piloted by Linkara faces Firelion head on. Firelion is more difficult to fight as he can turn invisible. "Whoa, where'd he go?" said Hottie. Then just like that, the invisible Firelion then attacks Super Grapearl Lagann, Godzilla, Megas and Voltron with his fire breath. Luckily Grapearl Lagann is armed with infrared vision. "Time to kick it up a notch" said Hottie as she activates Grapearl Lagann's infrared vision. Super Grapearl Lagann then detects the invisible Firelion and shoots him with it's Arm Cannon. Voltron then disassembles back into the five lion so that Megas can combine with the Red Lion, Blue Lion, Green Lion and Yellow Lion. Super Grapearl Lagann, Godzilla, and Megas then perform a Power Move that involves Super Grapearl Lagann using the Giga Drill Break, Godzilla using his Thermonuclear breath, Megas using Voltron's Blazing Sword and Neutro performong the Manly Punch, "I AM A MAN!" shouted Linkara as he made Neutro punch Firelion. The combined Power Move causes Firelion to shrink down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts Firelion in a jar. To be continued...

Chapter 54

"Prologue"

A few day ago, the Department of Hotness were fighting the Empire of Darkness in Stoolbend, VA in the Fuzzy Door Universe. Long story short, the battle destroyed Cleveland Brown's house, thus leading to events of the Family Guy episode "He's Bla-ack!".

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness and Team Sonic are fighting the Eggman Empire, led by Dr. Eggman (AKA modern day AoStH Dr. Robotnik), in Pigeon Forge, TN in Earth Minor (AKA the Hub World of Multiverse Prime, as well as the rest of the omniverse). As you already know, the AoStH universe has ben rebooted by the Super Genesis Wave, but what you didn't know is that, for reasons unknown, Modern day AoStH Sonic & Tails, Dr. Eggman, Scratch, Grounder & Coconuts remember the old timeline. Halfway during the battle, a super heroine arrives with a Reality Traveler and uses her ice powers to freeze all the Badniks, then shatters them, freeing all the Flickies trapped inside. The rest of the Eggman Empire then retreats after that. "Who are you?" said Hottie, "the name's Frost, now get out of the way, your cramping my style" said the rude superheroine, "how rude" said Hottie.

"Epilogue"

Carmen has formed a partnership with an evil entity. His name is Nekrotor, the King of the Unliving (FYI, he's a Captain Ersatz of Nekron from Blackest Night). To be continued...

Chapter 55

"Prologue"

Sometime in 2009: five years go... he surfaced. His was Nekrotor, the King of the Unlining. Nekrotor was an embodiment of death on a cosmic level, and wishes to consume all positive and negative life force in the omniverse. Nekrotor's army... the Black Sentinel Corps, a horde of undead revenants composed of almost every single deceased fictional characters throughout fiction. Luckily the Black Sentinel Corps were opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The war lasted from 2009 to early 2010. Eventually Nekrotor was defeated and banished back from the Dimension of the Unliving.

"Act II"

Present day: Atomic Betty (who is now 17 years old and resembles her future self in the series finale), Sparky and X-5 joins the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time Maximus IQ joines the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, it has been revealed that Betty and Sparky have become a couple sometime after the series finale of Atomic Betty. Meanwhile, Princess Jody is back. The evil princess, her husband, Prince Tom, Matt Pinfield and the Pinbots has taken over the Midnight Cage, the domain of the fallen Guild of Super Evil (as seen in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World). They also use leftover Imperial Warships and Gunskippers within the dimension to invade as many alternate Earths as possible. They try to invaede Earth Minor but they are soon stopped by the Dept. of Hotness. "Not them again!" said Princess Jody on her throne in the throne room in Castle Vakudos in Empire City (the capital of the Midnight Cage) as she watches the battle on a video screen. One epic battle later, Princess Jody's army of Pinbots are destroyed. "I HATE THAT HOTTIE!" screamed Princess Jody, calm down my love said Prince Tom as he kisses her cheek, she then began to calm down.

"Epilogue"

Nekrotor appears in the Land of the Unliving in Multiverse-Two (AKA the DC multiverse) and fuses with Nekron himelf, thus becoming "Super Nekrotor". "As a great man once said: "Wait 'till they get a load of me."" said Super Nekrotor as he laughed maniacally. To be continued...

Chapter 56

"Prologue"

Sometime in 2008: An cosmic being named the Anti-Observer threatened to devour almost every single universe within the omniverse. Luckily he was opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The Supetastic 6 was involved in this fight as well. The Anti-Observer was eventually defeated.

"Act II"

Present day: John Schnatter, AKA Papa John of Papa John's Pizza, has joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Carmen has fired Dr. Ricksano. Since Carmen had super intelligence thanks to her three unicorn horns (from the Axe Cop universe) on top of her head, she didn't really need a mad scientist. Also Marvelous Man is back and the Justice Legion has reformed. Also, Kellyn Levy changes her superhero name from Marvelous Woman to "Axe Gal". As Axe Gal, Kellyn wears a super suit similar to that of Captain Axe from Axe Cop, she even has her own axe as well. Meanwhile, Professor Googengrime has created a new Crime Grime monster named "Chimerator", which was made from the DNA of every single Crime Grime featured in the Creepy Crawlers cartoon. Chimerator was then sent to some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to combat Chimerator, who then sends a squadron of Mechanauts to fight our heroes. Our heroes destroy all the Mechanauts within minutes. Our heroes then take of Chimerator. Chimerator his various powers such as Bat out of Smell's "Bat-Breath", Sergeant Spidey's capturing web, Bugzilla's laser eyes and Ice Scream's power to freeze an entire city by screaming. The fight lasted for an hour and half. Chimerator was eventually flattened by Godzilla's foot, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla. Godzilla's foot didn't kill Chimerator, it just flattened him like ant cartoon character. Kamek then arrived and enlarged the flattened Chimerator, who then "un-flattened" after being enlarged. Godziila then fought Chimerator. Chimerator tried using his ice scream on Godzilla but it was no match against his thermonuclear breath. Hottie also joined the fight by pulling a DynaCap out of her utility belt, which she then expanded into a large box, and inside that box was a Mega Mushroom. Hottie used the Mega Mushroom to transform into Mega Hottie, growing to gigantic size as well as gaining invincibility. Hottie then knocks out Chimerator with just one flaming punch "I'm Hottie and you're fired!" said Hottie. The KO causes Chimerator to shirk down to tiny size. Chris Carter then puts the now tiny Chimerator in a jar.

"Epilogue"

After all these years, the Anti-Observer has returned. He arrives at the Antimatter Universe within Multiverse-Two and fuses with the Anti-Monitor, thus becoming "Super Anti-Observer". To be continued...

Chapter 57

"Prologue"

Sometime in 1996: During Tad C. DeCartoon's glory days, he fought his archenemy "Dr. Beeswax", who just happened to be an anthropomorphic bee. Dr. Beeswax was the dictator of the city-state of Tropolis and commanded a horde of robots.

"Act II"

Present day: The Reckoning was destroyed in the last epic battle. Emperor Dark and his forces retreat to EMOD City to recuperate. Luckily Carmen, with her unicorn horn-empowered super intelligence, just invented a new flagship for just such occasion, it is called the "Death Clock. Meanwhile, Hottie has new weapons. her new weapons include three new katanas made of a gold-Vibranium alloy. And yes, the gold used to make is from the Axe Cop universe. And, just like most of Hottie's weapons, these katanas, when sheathed, can shrink down into DynaCap form so they can fit into her utility belt. Meanwhile, Hottie fights Daniel Bryan, who has been mind controlled by Emperor Dark by using Carmen's mind control contact lenses (he actually uses just one since he has just one eye), in the WWE ring in front of a live audience. The fight was also televised and featured on Pay Per View. Daniel tries to punch Hottie but Hottie dodges it, she then uppercuts him using a fiery punch. Hottie then pulls a DynaCap out of her utility belt, which then expands into a box, and in that box was a Super Star. Hottie uses the Super Star to transform into "Invincible Hottie". Invincible Hottie then clobbers Daniel Bryan without breaking a sweat, she then pins him down for three seconds, thus winning the fight. The beat down somehow snapped Daniel out of his mind control. "Whoa, what happened?" said Daniel, "You were under mind control, but I snapped you out of it by fighting and defeating you at wrestling" said Hottie, here, take my championship belt, you,ve earned it more than me" said Daniel. And just like that, Hottie was the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. The audience then cheered for Hottie. To be continued...

"Epilogue"

Meanwhile, at the city of Tropolis in Earth Minor, Dr. Beeswax is planning something... evil. Not only that but he has created an updated version of the Army Bots, his primary robot army that he used against Tad in the 90s. To be continued...

See also

External links

Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel on DeviantART

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