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Chris: Welcome back as you know no camper left the island. And the girls got a trip to a resort because Sonic wanted a drink. Now the campers are in for a big surprise HEHEHEEHHEEHHH! Now I have to attend the guest stars.

(At Dock of Shame)

Mac: EWWWWW! Who farted?

Trent: Owen's not here, so it's not him.

Bloo: Sorry.

Mac: Bloo! (boat comes back with girls)

Leshawna: Oh, that resort was so….

Mandy: You sicken me Leshawna.

Frankie: Hey, Inuyasha, Kagome, Chris told me to give you guys a promotion for making the boys miserable while the girls were away.

Chef: Hello prey.

Cream: Why are you holding a water gun?

Chris: Before we do anything fun, annoying, brave, preposterous, clean, dirty, wet, crazy, mature, cat-fighting, cuckoo, hilarious, cool, hot, head rolling moment….

Edurado: But I like my head on my body.

Chris: I wasn't finished, do you even mind letting me finish what I was going to say?

CC:

Edurado: He's el loco.

Chris: Okay, let give you the scoop, Chef will try to find and squirt you in a game of hide-n-seek.

Cream: that's why he has a squirt gun.

Chris: And you have… Wait, I'm forgetting something. Can we hold off from doing this challenge for a moment?

Bridgette: Sorry, I was late because of him. (pointing at Numbuh Two)

Numbuh Two: Hey, why do I always get the blame for something I didn't think about doing?

Courage: Mr. Man Sir, are there monsters?

Chris: The dog from Nowhere?

Gwen: Where exactly?

Chris: Nowhere.

Izzy: It's a town, most people ignore it by putting ketchup stains on it from their maps. Good thing I never carry ketchup with me.

Chris: And another great announcement, the new teams are now dissolved, meaning every person for themselves. But if you'd like to make a mini alliance, that's cool with me.

CC:

Dexter: Me, Numbuh One, and Bloo already have ours.

Starfire: Leshawna, wanna be in alliance?

Leshawna: Girl, I was asking you the same thing.

Cream: Join this alliance with me?

Edurado: Si.

Starfire: Can we join your alliance?

Edurado: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaassssssseeeee?

Leshawna: Yes, so we can get a double alliance.

Chris: And your challenge starts….. NOW! And you have ten minutes to hide.

Bridgette: Split up. (everyone runs in a different direction)

(10 MINUTES LATER)

Chef: (sniffs) I smell fear. (enters kitchen) (Bloo is shown at the table snacking on five brownies)

Bloo: Uh-oh.

Chef: Hasta la vista, Blue.

Numbuh One: Dodge it.

Dexter: Numbuh One, you weren't supposed to yell.

Numbuh One: Just wanted Bloo to get away.

Chef: (shoots Dexter, Bloo, and Numbuh One) Three down. Oh look, a little cookie, courtesy of, The Rabbit. (hears click behind kitchen door and leaves)

Bloo: At least we got hit together.

Dexter: It's not your fault.

Chef: We're locked in the kitchen.

Numbuh One: But who did it?

Cream: (outside of kitchen) Ooopppppsss.(twists door handle and grabs it off the door and runs the opposite direction)

Chef: Don't worry. I know how to get us out.

Numbuh One: HOW?

Chef: (grabs butcher knife and cuts a hole through the door)

CC:

Bridgette: I doubt Chef would find me in the confessional. Now all I have to do is stay here and wait.

Courage: Think happy thoughts. Come on. This is bad.

Chef: Hello dog, where's the campers.

Courage: I don't know what you are talking about.

Chef: You're out right now.

Leshawna: Touch that dog one more time and I will hurt you so hard that you'll get used to dry cleaning clothes.

Starfire: You know he has a squirt gun and can shoot us at anytime.

Courage: No. (quickly pushes Starfire and Leshawna out of the way and Courage runs out of the way where the girls are)

Starfire: Ow, my elbow.

Leshawna: Dude where are you taking us?

Chef: I'm gonna get you dog. (gets hit with a door knob)

CC:

Bridgette: So far, so good.

Chef: You.

Cream: Yah, so?

Izzy: I got him.

Cream: Izzy?

Izzy: It's Kaleidoscope, E-Scope for short.

Chef: Two birds with one stone, I got this in the bags.

Cream: Izzy, I mean E-Scope, wanna kick his butt?

Izzy: I don't know who this Izzy is, but yah, let's kick his butt.

Chef: I don't really give an idiot.

Cream: E-scope lookout!(seeing she is going to be hit and pushes her away)

Chef: Dang-it!

Izzy: RRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!

(chef gets everyone but Cream, Izzy, Courage, Katie, Mac, Leshawna, Starfire, and Trent)

Chef: UH OH! Time is almost up.

Chris: (on loud speaker) TIME IS UP! Anybody who didn't hit, with the exception of Courage, is safe. Bridgette, you got caught, but you are still safe.

(AT BONFIRE)

Chris: Member, if get a cookie, you are safe. Cookies go to Gwen, Jack, Bubbles, Bloo, Jinx, Raven, Coco, Numbuh One, Dexter, Blossom, Panini, Buttercup, and…. Mandy.

Mandy: I knew it, as usual.

Mac: Sorry Ed, you were too scared. We had to vote you off.

Leshawna: How else can we stop you from crying?

Cream: (bursts into tears) !

Edurado: Don't worry, I will root for Cream until ze end. Come on stuffed animals. (grabs all of his stuffed animals and leaves)

Cream: (pulls out squirt gun) Who voted off Ed?

Chris: Okay, so it wasn't the most dramatic ceremony ever. But I still get paid. Hehe. Bonus. (gets shoot by squirt gun)

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